Jacek meets the labor market.
begin conclusion - the search for your dream job is like the women of my life: do not like this that appeal to me, and vice versa.
Thus, in the second week of cautious sending cefałek was invited to two interviews: the company's Home Broker dealing with what I deal with now and for the unknown to me closer, but located 7 km from the place of residence and offering me a deal of interest from poverty ( marketing and customer service) from the ATM. The interviews I have always entertained, and were an inexhaustible source of anecdotes, I thought that this time will be the same.
Unfortunately, nothing in my life I do not normally do so, and this time could not be otherwise. In addition, I'm old and more fun to find me find a job than her look - so I decided to take the matter more seriously than usual.
After many vicissitudes came to call, the number one place to the seat that is associated with the Open Finance Broukerem Holm. Directions, finding an office building and parking space is a material for a separate story.
Without regret I stopped sitting on the reception of the minor bźdżiongwie contemplating tips. Once I was able to gain her full attention almost informed her who has the pleasure and what is the purpose of my visit to this beautiful day in this badly located office.
Well, yes, but it's not here, only 18 Wołoskiej nieznikającym recited the official smile from her face No. 8-speaking "elk trip, it's not here"
It was here - I replied. Encouraged by my confidence in the recorded conversation recorder phone led her to the other bździągwy zawezwania less blank facial expression. Having thus decided to perform a half of the brain the phone in order to clarify the situation. At that time I lost myself in reading the promotional materials Ołpen Fajnans decorated in the style of "we're cool, you're cool and nice nice together .... and no good "
And yes - you had the right, but with us. Obviously
whore mother that I was right. I had it from the point where I woke up this morning and drank coffee.
recruiting deal with us Ms. Costa and Ms. Agnes Helen K. With whom were you appointed?
Baby, horny.
could not remember who you talked to arranging a meeting but remember one thing. About six months ago in a long and juicy mail That up Helen M informed the board of the company I represent sees no possibility of cooperation between our companies and I must regretfully decline at the same time wishing you every success in the way of life.
Of course, Mrs. Agnes - I blurted without hesitation.
After several minutes, Mrs. Agnes appeared.
Hi, my name is Agnes ...
Cold bitch - I thought with a smile and welcome return for male chauvinist pig
with a cynical smile - provides a thought.
And so dear reader, did not I bestow special esteem "of women in positions." Actually I am a patchwork of all phobias, stereotypes and prejudices associated with this issue. I do not deny them the right to work, no. Just I'm not going to work in a place where the atmosphere is dependent on the frequency of "those days" Moreover, this their sensitivity, caring instincts and sense of aesthetic is tempered by the brutality of the business world. Whenever słychałem ochrzanu from a woman - the matron (the guy hates it easier) is before the eyes became animated me of a joke: on the wall hangs a glass cabinet with a baseball bat. The inscription on the display case reads: "when the woman pyskuje, Break a glass window" Moreover, as he would say one of the heroes of South Park - do not trust anything that bleeds week and not dying. Besides, what is it? Ceased to meet in the kitchen and with raising children or what?
In any event, it did not look good. Accustomed to any kind of collusion debili with whom I have met on previous discussions (Mr Jack, what an unusual surprise us today, do you? Jump on the table and dance ... Really? No.), this time I had to deal with logic playing games. Mr Jack
you have one million gold in what you invest it?
Champagne, hoes and Subaru Legacy station wagon full grazing - The answer seemed obvious ...
Of course in real estate - I replied. I applied for a job in real estate, so probably expecting such a response. Wykwitający smile on his face wytapetowanej confirmed the validity of my theory.
But what, you may have bought an apartment in an attractive? She tried to me some idea. In short sentences soldier described an imaginary flat overlooking the park. Why
the park? She asked.
For both native and Warszawiak Lublin combines an extraneous element - the desire to commune with fucking countryside and this gives us the guarantee of an artificial creature commonly known as the park ....
answered evasively but probably because I went right to question No. 3 I tried to stop the yawn reflex, cynical smile on his face and tumiwisiszmowe look. For the effectiveness of the above treatments do not vouch, though the yawning I was doing quite well. You have
advise a client whose company has sent to the Polish for 3-year contract that is flat in a loan to buy or rent.
Poor sucker, probably pissed off somebody at headquarters, but he was incompetent or authorized pukną boss's daughter. They can not throw it So send down it on the ass of a united Europe - I thought with a smile.
Rental.
But Mr Jack, why? After the loan installment is the same as a rental fee. Credit may the Lord give the customer the company open finance, advise in the selection and subsequent resale of the company holm broker, and can insure a company ... .. blah blah blah
In principle - although Harry selling macaroons but nothing prevents you offered pot to produced by cooking pasta Józka uncle, and crystal clear water, cook pasta to that derived from the well in the yard Honorata grandmother. Briefly explained Ms.
the essence of the 3-year contact, who usually pays the rent (usually business) and I recalled that after three years of such Ludek pack up and fly to the next post and will probably not want to play with the early repayment of the loan and the formalities involved, transfer of ownership, establishment of land registers, visiting the offices of repairs, furnishing, look for a new buyer, etc. Etc. Etc.. Mrs. Agnes
face expressed extreme lack of understanding of my reasoning. It's like this? He will have their own pot, and water and will need only our makaroników and is not forever?
Exactly.
Wrong answer.
Mr Jack, are you sure that you will not change your mind? Mrs. Agnes tried to guide the right path for me ... ...
But of course, do not exclude this possibility, in the end are the most important customer - the formula kretyńską recited memorized from training.
Oh-Mrs Agnes was radiant. The object was indeed stupid, but reformed.
get back to you within a week and if we are interested This cooperation will invite you to the next meeting. And working with us you will receive an official laptop and phone and camera, and .... Electronic gadgets
certainly gave the impression of frajerstwie province - only I were associated with a source of problems. It's like a hammer that you wear a heavy suitcase all day and take home but we can not weld a piece of him privately in the bathroom wall.
Really? This is very useful - I went interest.
second and last part of that is Jack and the ATM company.
So I'm standing in front of a dingy building organized crime in the capital. I curse the moment when tempted by the promise of interesting work and high wages clicked on the option "send" ...
most sense would be back in the car, go home, turn off the phone and hide under the table hoping not be interested in the cause of my absence at the meeting. "Office" environment and its people once there go around recall before my eyes the image of bodies ERA GSM dealers found in shallow graves in a nearby forest.
But I will come, poudaję interest and will inform the next few days them that, unfortunately, but I accepted another job offer. Thanks I'll have a clean conscience and nieprzestrzelone knee.
office was decorated according to the rule: we bought a desk, a laptop and a flower, we have set this room painted white, and somehow it will. Undaunted, I sat on the couch skajowej yellow noisily humming under his breath popular in the 1990 hit Electric Guitars "what am I doing here"
Mr Jack - welcome to the office of the stairs here.
narrow staircase with steep winding concrete staircase illuminated by hanging sadly in the holder 25 watt bulb giving an imitation of light brought about under the last image seen by the Polish officers were led to their death to Enkawudowskich prisons.
luckily, stairs lead up, not down. In addition, there could be up to my body this way unnoticed. And the narrow walls that made up I could go in there blindfolded.
Blindfolded it back - rang in my head I laugh Ola Żwirskiego from the movie "Dogs"
guy sitting behind a desk in a claustrophobic little room was not the type of the charismatic leaders for whom I work. In my thoughts I refused one of our Catholic prayers (and yes, we have a variety for all occasions), slapped on his knees to say goodbye, and sat down.
Mr Jack, well then we are a new trading company .... Somehow silenced the
· in the notice.
engaged in the sale of services ....
· What am I doing whore?
Various services, both financial, insurance and access to the Internet ... So
· soap jam and pickled mushrooms. I love that company have such a wide range of services but do not necessarily want to be associated with them professionally. Direct Sales
· ... ... .. J whore, are you sure that you read advertisements?
And for you ... I see 3 possibilities.
first Customer adviser in the office ...
· ass, I'm quite communing with mongrels
second Independent advisers mobile ...
· So the merchant that is riding on people and pushing them to suck, that ass
third And the head of an independent institution of our Company ...
· About, I admit that at this moment piqued my interest.
facility providing our services in Zyrardow, Skierniewice, or Monterey, ... ..
· I know this city and I know that I would not want there to provide anything.
Mr Jack, are you available tomorrow from 10 to 18 hours?
· course that I am, I am free until the end of the week so boldly replied:
Unfortunately, tomorrow ends my holiday.
Oh, because I wanted you to come to us to see how we work ....
• Before your eyes again I saw the body taken from the forest Dealers pits ...
Pojeździłby you with one of our consultants on the field ....
· corpses in my imagination opened his eyes and mrugnęły to me, saying "until tomorrow fatso"
... ... ... ....
You know, I'll call the end of the week and will determine a date. Shitty response rate but it was my life .... Well
. You yourself will go to the exit? When finished
say it with trembling hands I've been fired Opel standing two streets away. Along the way, I probably heard some remarks about fat guys running around in a cloak of madness in his eyes.
further talks on Monday
J 
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