meets Krakow Jacek
This was probably Monday. I woke up and realized that I have not been in Krakow. Actually, I've never been in Krakow, not counting the correction on how to through the fog Intoxicating trip in high school (although it could equally well be because Classifieds one of the few things that I remember it wypierdolenie while watching the panorama Raclawice - so, so it was Wroclaw) and spontaneous departure in the middle of the night for an hour to make his mother happy birthday Robert.
In any case, I want to say that I have not been in Krakow.
thought of leaving did not leave me all Monday. Subconscious stubbornly defended before throwing it in total, which does not lead to anything tours because in total, why spend money when I could buy it for example ....
Ooooh no whore, so good uosiu it will not! - I thought and I decided to outsmart himself before allowing the work of spontaneity will wake up and realize that the reason Jacek crazy ....
With this in mind I left the job and went to a nearby area IC located on the central railway station of Bangladesh sometimes jokingly called the Warsaw Central. Operating in
bździągwa me in a white shirt and tie railway company did not share my enthusiasm associated with the weekend trip to the capital of Polish culture and the exchange of official courtesy of a crazy amount of 188 zł was an ugly yellow cardboard holder entitles me to travel on the route Warsaw-Krakow-Warsaw, at the window.
Undaunted, I went back to the office at the time that the handsomely paid by my employer Posen find a place where I could get some sleep. Number of results thrown out by the goggles appalled me so much I decided to take advice from someone who lives near Krakow, and sometimes it happens that is comely Miss K.
response to I asked a question online Miss K added something called a hostel Delta.
I was surprised - Miss K rather not honoring his own person of less than 4 stars but well, since we recommend that you see - I thought, I looked at the hostel and page through the contact form informed them that I, myself, personally and in person with them will sleep - cool, huh?
Thank you for your reservation and wish you a pleasant stay ... fucking Krakusy, no spontaneity.
And, some of the rooms have no windows - Miss K. was good
Ugh!
I'm not going to hell sit there in the room, no? What do I care a window?
....
lalalala ... .. Another
mail addressed to the reception zwierał facetious request for equipment in the window of my room.
Friday.
civilian clothes, carrying bag on wheels happily bouncing on uneven pavement, the earphones falling down here in May strejt brain gay songs - Mr. Jacek leaving for the weekend. Rejoicing
atmosphere is not disturbed by the fact even though my department recalled that in total, working with them and showered me with an avalanche of bizarre tasks that detoured from each other with the skill of professional pingpongisty - those which I could not push on other posortowałem according to priority, I wrote down on paper and left on the desk with the title "to be done next week."
As already mentioned, dealing professionally with management expectations
ensure that the necessary coffee, I said goodbye to współnierobami the office and went to the station. "
After 15 minutes the old railway station, playing "keep an eye on the portfolio, keep the cells, keep empetrójki, keep luggage - doliniarze not sleep" comfortably sadowiłem up in place in 1956 successfully located by the window, and even happier set straight in the direction of travel.
The band slowly rolled up fellow. Using dark glasses, headphones and a great book Jagielski gave them to understand that we do not know and so will be.
Another railway journeys effectively dispelled my hysterical phobia of traveling bydłowozami. Quickly, quietly, in an air conditioned car, a zone of peace and relaxation Jack has been breached only once by the railway cutting in uniform.
I was about to kill him with her eyes when I noticed that it tries to give me coffee.
Well ... After less than three hours, began to hurt my butt which inevitably meant that I sit too long and it's time get out.
diagnosed by the staff confirmed my ass over the intercom indicating that the wheels on the main station. Ms.
Dispatcher taxi company informed me that it would send a car for me until I clarify where to send it to her because the location of "Central Station station Krakow" is no location.
gul factory built not surprisingly jumped - grubiańskiemu babsztylowi thanked for obcesową information and promised to call and how do I get what I can find something we both deem location.
Since a month ago I started to have obtained mental serenity to accept the reality that surrounds me kretyńską emerging invariably to my disadvantage as something normal and not worth examining more than a minute.
soon found a place that could be considered a "location" and after a while I sat in a silver Citroën C5 whose driver in the previous incarnation, certainly led an armored humvee through the streets of Baghdad and an equally exceptional driving style exhibited moving around the city of Krak.
"You local or traveling?" Zagaił conversation after I gave him the destination address.
newcomer. Normally przespacerowałbym up but I decided that when the weather is not the best idea.
Eh - you sighed zloty - that the client knows where to go and that it was close, that thread of Really treat him to explore the city paid ...
this reasoning it has confirmed my wide smile barely housed in the rearview mirror Citroen.
Thank you, zumi.pl
Delta Hostel was nice, very advantageously situated in a place adjacent to the grocery store where I bought a while later, chips, water and beer. Smiling
blondi handed me the key to room number X, equipped with a window.
thanked him, smiled, I went upstairs, opened the door, smiled, closed the door and went back to reception.
Blondie smiled with surprise
Excuse me - I said, striving for my best the Oxford accent - I do not want the first day form their own opinions marudnego client but if I could ask for a room where nobody lives?
smile on his face melted blondi like April snow. My - au contraire, zawstydziłbym the Joker.
You must be kidding .... Blondi timidly investigated area. Do so I confirmed that we decided to go with me to the room and on the spot to investigate.
bed in the room was terribly agitated, blondi flew like a crazy art abolishing Nówka elements of the bedding and apologizing for the neglect of cleaning service.
I still smile.
sorry you very much - it happens to us first.
sees you and me, such things happen all the time.
The next morning I sat at the Krakow market sipping lattes and enjoying the view of his eyes. The atmosphere is slowly adapted itself to my mood - has ceased to blow and the sun came out from behind the clouds that allowed me to stop pretending that the same shirt I am warm.
In addition, I managed to find a pub where the price list was not composed by writers of science fiction.
Adorable brunette gave me a delicious omelet and juice. Nothing was able to disturb my good mood - even the slimy umbrellas Germany FM station, tram TVNu and Karolina Malinowska paradująca once again in front of my table in the company of a gay man.
Mom, Mom, just be playing the bugle call! - Wykrzyknęło child at a table next to me in his grace, not crushed by punishing him with her eyes for a relaxing break the silence.
rose in the mouth a cup of coffee and staring at the Church of St. Mary expected to uosia with the trumpet and sighed loudly - 'Tis is the essence of relaxation.
So it's time for something to fucked up what?
And how.
from a side street with a screech of tires scored three fire engines and howling unmercifully by the market przemknęły past my table with a meter.
not discouraged the further dripped coffee, I get it even on the tip of the major part of the bugle call firefighters drowned.
After a moment before my table przedefilowała bunch of guys in kieckach checked. Strange - I thought. Since the course paundsa fell by nearly half English mob haunts this city relatively rarely. Quickly cataloged as part of their local color and returned to the coffee.
Moments later the sun disappeared behind clouds. Then he began to blow
that reminded me of the shirt itself is obviously a bad idea. Then
przedefilował table in front of my giant mug of beer .... Now, now, I go out with astonishment when pint followed the footsteps of a dinosaur. Moments later joined him, Eeyore, and great chicken.
Hmmm ... ok, great, fantastic, super, słitaśnie etc ... ....
Probably not be a stranger.
The bomber walked out a side street empire includes a dolphin ....
I took off my dark glasses, rubbed them, and called the waitress and asked for the bill.
crazy Seeing my restless eyes with a warm smile has satisfied me that she too had seen the grotesque procession and that my response is greatly exaggerated.
Posiedziałbym longer but it was getting really unbearably cold. This problem is temporarily solved by elo hooded sweatshirts which I bought at a nearby shopping mall.
generally fell in love with city. I could not stop smiling when he walked the streets have their houses, cobbled streets, pubs reminded me of Brussels will never be appreciated and that I missed.
suppressed squeal of delight when we went to a small jazz bars in which a guy every now and then got up from his table to play the piano.
not mastered the squealing delight when we walked around Kazimierz łażąc to a small diner maintained in a Jewish atmosphere and the waitress lady converted to a bench in the kitchen gave superb coffee.
If the company will wanted to open a branch is volunteering as the first.
How not to take me on a voluntary basis, their forced
general in Krakow I would change only one thing. Baseball a shot every English speaking ...
