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spot electoral Pisu (or old but whatever) vs światowcy

Another day mandatory leave is not specifically differ from previous ones. Alarm as usual played the tune "All summer long," Chris Rea punctually at 9 o'clock, I like every day it turned off by 9 and went back to bed to greet the day around mid 12th hour I drank coffee, went down to the corner shop after "section" and rolls (in the end you have a bit of traffic) and I decided obmyśleć plan to spend this beautiful day. I came to the rescue of a reliable in such situations, MTV. Communing with the program "My sweet 16" allowed me to once again enjoy the misery of a minor bamboo, which was in an extreme state of hysteria, as the 16th birthday he got a brand new Range Rover in fitting options including 459 rather than 460 items from the inventory of additional equipment. Nightmare. Utwierdziwszy once again that the Americans are the stupidest nation of the world decided to do something useful. In our minds browsed a list of "must do" from a vending machine rejecting important things, though unpleasant and choosing how necessary cleaning bathrooms. If other things could wait so long they can wait another, and such cleaning bathrooms will be general refresh outpost housing. Heartened by this thought, and armed with the CIF, rubber gloves and livestock beer I went to the bathroom. Time umilał I played in the room channel TVN 24 and the possibility of overthrowing the subsequent myths of purity. Well fluid Ajax tile contrary to the intentions of its creators requires reaching out to dry, unless you like the icing decorated with an abstract model of seepage, and the fluid cif, surprisingly, it removes the stone. Provided methodological napieprzania crease in the stone bottle. Anyway progress in orders to be directly proportional to the amount of beer consumed at wprawiało me invariably that a good mood. At this point the editor of the leading news on TVN 24, has decided to enter the next news in the encompassing caused me joy and abstract promilami announced the launch of a new spot PiS. Spots PiS had jurisdiction to correct me a wonderful mood about contributing to the enrichment of language does not mention (Mordo you mine, evolve, deaf, big semantic abuse, etc., etc) sat on the couch and waited impatiently for substantive knockout, something that zdyskontuje success "Agreement" and stuffed animals ...
spot was evidently addressed to the enthusiastic party in the name of the only true indication was the "i". Convention rudimentary cartoon referring to the popular fairy tale about Little Red Riding Hood and the calm, soothing voice-over will allow the residents of the Polish "B" ownership of media in a manner not threatening exposure to intellectual shock. Developers filmiku certainly should not rule any country with the level of illiteracy is less than 80% (dread unfortunate inhabitants of Burkina Faso), while prime time on Cartoon Network, they should be like a dog bone. Interweaving the history of bad wolf with inserts statements were Donald extremely inefficient. Anyone who was a child, which is generally everyone remembers that contact grandmother - the wolf presented in a fairy tale precursors horrorowego mainstream gore, the Brothers Grimm, was limited to the unspeakable fact more consummate grandmother and vividly described the fact rips the wolf and the extraction of this grandmother. Obviously an element of temptation in the designer popierdzielił filmiku betraying his sexual insecurity, and fear complexes women (in the tale do not see my grandmother or the cap, which dominates the bare from the waist down in a wolf that looks like approach which is "the hope"), I wonder what it would say Dr. Freud ... If I wanted to
powyżywać on Donald, I would use one of the many Disney films about awkward Duck which many would want him to go but not much, vide climbing the Everest meanness use a reference to a Scrooge McDuck aka Uncle Scroodge , a leading oligarch fairytale, wykształciucha, archetype cartoon "of" exploiting people Kaczogrodu, skąpego the pain and the bather every morning in U.S. dollars. But I ...
But not in the movie was the most important. The key role played by the closing speech video Little man by Crazy Eyes. Presented by the teacher as a resource for the ever-stretching its paw after state money, the representatives of the Polish "B" spoke against the backdrop of men, women and children beznamiętnych, which he delivered przytakujących nonsense.

People who look ....

At this point I remembered the movie "The Assembly" by the public TV aired a few days ago. He was telling about the fate of people whose story reached the day on which Christ was crucified and which model of mindless fat impassively watching these people. For his callousness have been sentenced to eternal life limiting them to the role of bystanders looking at the greatest misfortune that happened to mankind. War, murder, plagues, natural disasters - they were always in the background, they were silent observers of the ongoing drama. Deprived of the possibility of action and influence the course of events could only look ....

And so after two thousand years, suddenly found themselves behind Jaroslaw Kaczynski:)

punch will not, must see this film and then the spot to appreciate the irony.

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Jacek Jacek

I went to airport pick up their parents. Waiting

terminal No. 2 (probably the only building in which the airport - when to let us out - you can see rags, shovels, debris, dust on the windows ton where he made someone else building inscriptions in dud not yet donated
part)

• No where or what you sit
· through a megaphone at the moment informed that cars with registration numbers homely BS, LU, BI blocking the passage, are of the locations for taxis, ambulances, buses, disabled people, so owners are asked about their shift. Judging by the frequency of transmission of messages owners had evidently it in the ass.
· coffee machine was not working (no water) in total is good because coffee is not served, I know your in a plastic cup would cost 3.50. Of course not beat the parking lot - 16 zł for half an hour and a vending machine which gave me the rest of the 100 in 2 U.S. dollars.
· In the only open shoulder lady selling hot dogs refused to do too much arguing to the queue. She said to go back as it will not queue. My argument that the moratorium on hot dogs will not reduce the size of the queue because people are standing mainly w / hot dogs, the only hot meal in the terminal, was disposed of silence.

section of society waiting for the arrival of aircraft were as follows
:


· I
· Felling blonde from i-podem
· plebs in the mental strength of about 200
· airport ground staff


course, because they are a feast of Chopin Airport vide Chopin is
"mieżdunarodnyje", all flights were "delayed"
plebs mental waving every now and then I rubbed the
checking his pockets for the holding of the provided items. The general impression was
such as if young people from the estates and the regulars CH
around Vilnius and moved to Okecie airport.
distinguished in the crowd giving the taxi drivers who do not know the language and realities
Polish tourists a unique opportunity to get to the center for only
200 zł, or euro, the swap ratio of 1:1
not forget that cheaper currency ..
And then only at the terminal doors leading from the Arrivals Hall at Terminal
opened.
zafalował crowd and moved toward the door cutting off a few
normal passengers the opportunity to freely leave the airport.
came out normal - you can see a fully paid flight lines with foreign tourists, not for economic reasons
. It was easy to recognize them - err
oszalałymi of terror in his eyes because cisnącym plebsie, tightly pressed to each other
bags with laptops and eagerly watch for people who might snatch them away
. To Mr.
holding a card that says Mr. Chen ran extremely pleased by this fact Mr.
. Chen. His drama is over.
end of normal, the door will not open for several minutes - the crowd has a distinct
impatience, more often in the crowd Phone call it winning
extremely popular hit "Kanikuły"
evident after 2 side of the door someone is.

door opens ..

eyes meeting appears to bleach blonde in white artificial
Cossacks and white fur. Przepita face does not express any emotion, although you can see that a lot of effort
costs her continue in the straight position. A considerable role is played here two
blonde girlfriends who sustain it from the side. Show a much larger
touch with reality and a consciousness of the workings of gravity
.

seen at the airport for low-duty-free store Lutton were "hapi
allergy."

blonde after a long and truly pornographic greeting in the middle of the Hall by the representatives of the plebs
dresowatych mental went to the parking lot to
one of the improperly parked cars with the numbers of BS.
behind them brought the rest of the passengers, whose appearance made me nervous
stick to the pocket of the wallet and cell. Their honest peasant workers poured
faces and dressed indicate clearly the least popular
engaged in physical labor, or
robbed the least popular performing physical labor. Vocabulary was limited to
"no whore, we're a whore or whore words combined with any expression. And these discussions about
paundsach ..

Rejoice a Polish mother - that's the harsh lands of Albion's sons returned
your salt of the earth.
Driving a booty, and the purchase of paundsy duti fri workshop.

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meets national mourning - something from the archives

Since that memorable December 13 or from 21 October 2007 when it stood where the riot happened, there has not been absolutely nothing. A small man with Crazy Eyes no longer haunt the state TV vision conspiracy of elites, wykształciuchów and living room, min. Ziobro urządzał no press conferences, combined with a demonstration of the latest trends in the market for office equipment (recorders, paper shredders,), prosecutor Engelking was irretrievably deprived of the possibility of demonstrating the secrets of the investigation against Krauzemu standard live & living color with the possibility of interactive participation of viewers (and Kaczmarek will turn left, corridor or right? Send SMS to number 7226 and win free tickets for the process) Coalition snap sunk into the ground, even if it pulled and the system has lost interest in tearing down the order, corruption and a lounge.
a word as in the Polish film - boredom, nothing happens.

with a serious problem began to struggle a la TVN 24 TV stations - which emit news 24 hours a day. The new government was neither scary nor funny, at our missions did not want to die, new and old scandals no longer be all przejadły. Desperate attempt to revive the sex scandal and search agents WSI misguided and unfortunate editors faced the prospect of showing nothing, and worse 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Even the news about kilometric did not bring the desired result and the audience decreased. Then suddenly ...
On Wednesday, about 19 of podszczecińskiego sky spierdolił the production of English military aircraft which once again confirms that the Spaniards manage to do something that has hands and feet only, in collaboration with the Germans, both in the form of a Nazi as well as democratic as exemplified is the activity of Condor Legion during the war at home, and some models of Seat. To make matters worse - a sweet irony - the conference was taking "flight safety"
dyżurkach station in uproar. This is NEWS - the real, not chestnut. The red bar at the bottom of the fill is how powerfully relevant terms: slaughter, massacre, tragedy, disaster, hecatomb, gargantuiczny dimension of the body in the trees, images straight from the movie gore. Of course, interspersed by solidarity with the families in number from 7 to 20 because initially no one was able to say how many bodies to submit the will of the pieces found on the plane. From that moment nothing else was right to happen. Stations poodkurzały its military consultants. (My favorite, Major Fisher coherently demonstrates engagingly on my screen, the invasion of Afghanistan in 2001, and the joy of killing Arabs by 500 thousand U.S. dollars worth of Tomahawk missiles art this time shimmered with an expert in aviation and dull spectator explained what the idea of \u200b\u200btransport aircraft), the Sejm wise men from outer space were trying to demonstrate the far-reaching aviation connoisseurship: "Yeah, I was once near the machine, vide saw the photo, made on me a good impression, it's impossible to be broke "But
crashed. Despite a low ceiling of the flight tolerable conditions and a relatively small velocity in the wall of the forest przypierdolenia testimony by firefighters, who also want their 5 minutes and know the proper conduct of an aviation disaster, there was not too much. Unfortunately, not soon watch the pictures from the accident scene, as opposed to Prime Minister Miller's plane crash watch it does not meet the expectation and social recognition. People
nieobdarzonym smooth the aid of imagination came daily fact of its cover featuring a tasteful watercolors depicting according to me, "burning plane smashing white mercenaries in Brazyliskiej jungle" of the staff to open the most recent episode adventure Predator. But I must admit that drawing the flames did big impression on me, buying bread in the morning I stopped at a rack of newspapers for 10 seconds longer than usual, contemplating the gross ignorance of the author's techniques disintegration of the aircraft.
At the crash site immediately went to the prime minister, parliament, president, bishop and all the saints to deliver against the wreck of the word encouragement. Hurry up, at the end of the wreck, and soon would dogasał worse light ... Besides it's no longer would be fully lajf. Journalists
that outlines the events that were clearly miffed that it is not fully lajf because ciężkomyślące clogs conjunction troops blocked the area or perimeter or whatever it is called there, so our ace reportage been denied the opportunity trampling traces, showing remnants of the plane and crew and even though broken trees which significantly impeded the audience to understand the enormity of the disaster. Deign so tired of their image in the background showing the same plane but different in flight, coupled with experts believe that it is virtually impossible so modern that the plane crashed. One even said that the board thinks apparatus for remote control and not let him make a mistake.
Well, you see that the dramatic time thinking about something else.
But all this is not important, more important is something else. Namely, if the president declares national mourning, the only thing that would be able to deaden the pain and allow families to connect to compatriots in the national suffering. After all, nothing is not very moved by the nation as changing radio and TV inexpressibly sad, beautifully assembled gap between the news of a plane flying into the sunset together with glimpses of the lives of our brave countrymen in uniform before they died, with a burning torch Compulsory and sad music in the background. Personally, as background music will be happy usłyszałbym "Addagio for Strings" Samuel Barber. Anyone who has watched a great movie "Platoon" are sure to guess why.
Unfortunately, the decision does not belong to me, but I have no doubt that it will choose something equally dołującego. So
remained to wait for this one decision that will allow one-click web portals pozamieniac colors to black and white, allowing for a few days without worrying what to give to a newspaper page or at the forefront logs. After all, the nation is expecting more news about the drama, error man or machine, cabal who commissioned the SAA aircraft in English felerne bungles Etc., etc. Politicians will shine for his eloquence, the Prime Minister Sypnie cash for families with special fund, must be found and prosecuted. At the end of the nation demands that what ever the occasion of the national tragedy - the bread and circuses. Inhuman owners of coal companies sending miners underground after the death of inexperienced drivers and bus passengers in his grillujący France are finally passe.
can say that the issue of the aircraft fell from heaven to us. A few days will allow us to forget about the strike, doctors, miners, teachers, customs officers, nurses and whoever else is not satisfied and pulls out a paw on the money, about wars that under the auspices of the U.S. dupach wrestle in this world, the missile defense system, the embargo on meat, etc. etc. For a few days utuleni the grief we will again one big joint family, different and not always agreeing but united in the face of so much loss ... and indispensable.
Bla bla bla ....

And pardon after kiego dick? More people are killed on roads during the weekend and no one announces mourning national, hundreds of people dying at one time on the periphery of the world deserves a five-second snippet on the news "in a bloody coup killing 300 people, 200 are injured, and now let's move on to a surprising final divorce Radek and Dody" If it was not a bloody word you'd think that the dead from natural causes. And here you go, the death of 20 people is a great opportunity to further abuse of national mourning. Yes, of course I understand that the fact that governments are still ongoing Brother Little Man with insane look in itself inspire sadness and pessimism, however, does not entitle the convening of mourning national minimum frequency of once a year, but with each passing year, the criterion reduces the number of victims. Just drop a minimum of 5 persons, this vale of pain and suffering, acting jointly and in concert, holding a Polish nationality, and already we leave the flag to half. Transnational sense of sadness and grief forced resolutions of the heads of state, in its duplicity is matched only by the Christmas festivities lasting from 2 November.
course, stopped in the street by a journalist that shakes and yes, we join with families in pain, we think, we note and remember ...
Then we turn around and go to your page to send an SMS with the ending of zadku wit reindeer. We promise we would say out loud that generally beats us and made us more sad fact of translating the final episode of "Prison Break" which we unfortunately falls on the last day of mourning and thus a week later we'll find out whether Majkel and his brother escape from a sadistic guard.
And this is what preoccupied us head and not the fact that somewhere out there, a plane carrying spierdzielił unknown to us ludków. Really, we all have it in the ass, can for a few minutes think about it but then quickly begin to nervously push buttons, pilot looking for a channel free from grief. Unfortunately, we can not say that out loud. It's politically incorrect. Of course, after these three days, suddenly the world once again regain the colors, the TV will once again be funny films, cabaret will be able to laugh at our pilots who will fly up to the door of the barn. But not today, not tomorrow and the day after. It must be different ...
Maybe a columnist for a week or two blows holy indignation that here again we have witnessed .... But it still will not do anything. Time is waiting for us to the next mourning.

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Chief Jack meets internet Jace

first day at work after a long break, characterized by the fact that, overall, we have everything and everyone in the ass, from 9 to 13 think that unnecessarily got up from bed, from 13 to 17 wait until we get back to him. Today was similar, in the office so freely floated tumiwisizmu atmosphere. The only jarring perishable
the idyllic atmosphere was the expectation of the inevitable, that our lordship enlightened master, certainly martyred three days staying with her family. Inevitable came around 12 casual throwing good day for what our response was perfunctory good day. Neither party has endeavored to pretend interest in "how was your new year" which allowed me to return to the contemplation of rivets in the ceiling as soon as I heard the door slam in the office of the President of the occasional acting role in peace confidences.
opportunity to confessions came about an hour 13th I was already after 2 coffee and croissant so I sat where lny mood and was ready to deal with more trivial problems, which in the mind of my head appeared to as an insurmountable obstacle. What's funny in the case of real problems to react exactly the opposite. So when I heard "Mr. Jack, please write to me at the moment," smiled under his nose (after 4 days have passed without a quarrel, and clearly I missed something) I closed the browser open to allegro.pl Hand blenders department of starters and I went in the direction of Brown doors made of plywood.

- you close the door and sit down ... Oh, that would be a serious conversation, making scandals in private does not belong to the standards adopted by the President.

close the door but do not sit, stand highlighting its subservient role. The President is doing a theatrical pause, makes a face, "I'm the biggest gangstafaka around" and asks the question:

Jack Lord, if you write something on the forum?
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..
Can I write something on the forum? Kuuurwa, writing on this forum is my daily bread, if not for forums, from ONET ending on social networking sites, would die of boredom at the office where the fucking boring under your enlightened leadership is not fucking happening
nothing ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

But where Mr. President - I blurted out without batting an eye at the same time the ball bouncing off the question, "but about what forum you mean?"
About Developers.
No, it does not happen to me (it happens to be true, is a developer forum like a bunch of boring)
Because that's where we write about. It's definitely not you?
Neither I nor anyone from the office (we follow the principle of not writing off the forum for any posts on the investment because it makes no sense and could have the opposite effect from the assumed)
Well, but how they write? Good, bad, nohow, offensive, funny? Do tell.
But I do not know where to write.
So how do you know that they write (hiding an all-encompassing "yyyyy?" I'm doing worse and worse)
matter, but they know that someone from our office. Someone important to me called and said ... (Iksfajlowe climates are becoming more discernible, in the end we have up to 5 employees and could do it EVERYONE! In the background facing hostile forces developers, Gray aliens, and cigarette smoking man)
At this point, the head makes a face " Now I really am the biggest gangstamadafaka in the area, and you'll whine for a moment at my feet like a stray biczez false) and says, "I do, and so I know everything ... ... (theatrical pause)
What? - Despite strenuous attempts to more than fucking do not understand what is going on this man but since the last half-hour lecture on that my gray striped shirt betrays unprofessional approach to the customer does not seek in the statements of this man of more depth. This

who writes and why.

Dick - still do not know what and why, but suddenly the Almighty opromienił me with his brilliance and inner voice, I appointed a mission to accomplish ...


explain his chlebodawcy your supervisor what is an online forum and what rights are governed by it ....


Hmmmm, not better that there was peace in the world or something something?

explain ... ... ... ....

fucking.

I took a deep breath and began to explain the unfathomable secrets da boss Internet Whom is one of the links forum. This mysterious and does not govern in any divine and human laws of the place where all kinds of degenerates, teases and other elements of the reactionary speaks on various topics giving a flattering or unflattering feedback, commenting on the taunting, mocking .... The fight against this phenomenon does not make sense because we (I was doing a proud face) do not take part in it. In addition to the posts written by the staff of distinguished SIDE (who in their right mind uses the phrases "unique", "Timeless," "perennial" zerżniętych alive with pamphlets advertising?) Yes, yes, we read to know what are the reactions of customers and people to us, but NOTHING WRITING

head face expressed extreme misunderstanding of the idea of \u200b\u200bthe forum, it was clear that desperately tries to catch some words that will allow him to turn in my speech and pretend that he knows what's going on. I used the word of me and my doom was one, a tiny and innocent wyrazik ... ...

Anonymously.

are not anonymous - thundered the master pleased - as I find out who (in default of you wrote it) to sue him in court.

Zonk ... ..

And for what?

for spoiling the good name of the company! - Thundered a more self-perpetuating. They do not go unpunished!

Well, but what I write that? Right or wrong? No matter how

, both good and bad entries harm company image! Do not write anything!

Uh-huh.

I know and do not write for the boss man.

At this point, he smiled slyly and decided to take the initiative to surprise me with their knowledge of IT.

Mr. Jack, do you know that after the address ajpi you can find out which computer sent the message? And this number can be easily fixed?

.... He made a face that Napoleon certainly did look like those of his battle brings death and devastation in the ranks of the enemy ....

Unfortunately this time was to Waterloo ... J

course I know Mr. President, the IP number is displayed next to the writer's post.

lost self-assurance, but only for a moment.

And I've been in touch with the portal and they said that as they will write a formal letter that they make available to us who, when where, how, who and where ....

Mhm - a man who uses a browser to handle the four words: "Mr. Jack, please find ... .." trying to tell me that he went to the site found the number and phoned gazeta.pl Portal Administrator, explained them this weighty issue and received written assurance that it received confirmation of the office where the conspiracy to murder JFK, landing in Rosvell and groups holding power.

It will be easy in an office at the end we only have 6 computers - noticed consciously.

from which 2 of the Lord - I decided to tell a joke ....

uszczypliwej not heard comments and further traced to the voice of the conspirators: and follow up with XXX, which is our adesy ajpi ....

XXX is an advertising company which carries on our website and occasionally doing our ads, I do not know where it came to him to the head. If someone were to have our numeryIP the ISP. And given that we have a radio link, so we have an ip that proudly identifies himself not as a string of digits but as crowley.pl ....

should allow him to compromise on and die in ignorance, but I'm a good kid but a fool I decided to help.

soldiers, in short words, he outlined the relationship between the number p, an advertising agency and us.

was not fully convinced about the rightness of my crazy theory that the spec from advertising had no knowledge of our network so I approached the desk, touched finger to 17 inch LCD Monitor and Samsung said.

O, EVEN HERE IT IS ... ..

Can I still help with something boss man?

No, that's all Mr. Jack.

In my absence rivets in the ceiling has not changed his position but I just had to begin to contemplate it anew.

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meets the labor market.

Jacek meets the labor market.

begin conclusion - the search for your dream job is like the women of my life: do not like this that appeal to me, and vice versa.
Thus, in the second week of cautious sending cefałek was invited to two interviews: the company's Home Broker dealing with what I deal with now and for the unknown to me closer, but located 7 km from the place of residence and offering me a deal of interest from poverty ( marketing and customer service) from the ATM. The interviews I have always entertained, and were an inexhaustible source of anecdotes, I thought that this time will be the same.
Unfortunately, nothing in my life I do not normally do so, and this time could not be otherwise. In addition, I'm old and more fun to find me find a job than her look - so I decided to take the matter more seriously than usual.
After many vicissitudes came to call, the number one place to the seat that is associated with the Open Finance Broukerem Holm. Directions, finding an office building and parking space is a material for a separate story.
Without regret I stopped sitting on the reception of the minor bźdżiongwie contemplating tips. Once I was able to gain her full attention almost informed her who has the pleasure and what is the purpose of my visit to this beautiful day in this badly located office.
Well, yes, but it's not here, only 18 Wołoskiej nieznikającym recited the official smile from her face No. 8-speaking "elk trip, it's not here"
It was here - I replied. Encouraged by my confidence in the recorded conversation recorder phone led her to the other bździągwy zawezwania less blank facial expression. Having thus decided to perform a half of the brain the phone in order to clarify the situation. At that time I lost myself in reading the promotional materials Ołpen Fajnans decorated in the style of "we're cool, you're cool and nice nice together .... and no good "
And yes - you had the right, but with us. Obviously
whore mother that I was right. I had it from the point where I woke up this morning and drank coffee.
recruiting deal with us Ms. Costa and Ms. Agnes Helen K. With whom were you appointed?
Baby, horny.
could not remember who you talked to arranging a meeting but remember one thing. About six months ago in a long and juicy mail That up Helen M informed the board of the company I represent sees no possibility of cooperation between our companies and I must regretfully decline at the same time wishing you every success in the way of life.
Of course, Mrs. Agnes - I blurted without hesitation.
After several minutes, Mrs. Agnes appeared.
Hi, my name is Agnes ...
Cold bitch - I thought with a smile and welcome return for male chauvinist pig
with a cynical smile - provides a thought.

And so dear reader, did not I bestow special esteem "of women in positions." Actually I am a patchwork of all phobias, stereotypes and prejudices associated with this issue. I do not deny them the right to work, no. Just I'm not going to work in a place where the atmosphere is dependent on the frequency of "those days" Moreover, this their sensitivity, caring instincts and sense of aesthetic is tempered by the brutality of the business world. Whenever słychałem ochrzanu from a woman - the matron (the guy hates it easier) is before the eyes became animated me of a joke: on the wall hangs a glass cabinet with a baseball bat. The inscription on the display case reads: "when the woman pyskuje, Break a glass window" Moreover, as he would say one of the heroes of South Park - do not trust anything that bleeds week and not dying. Besides, what is it? Ceased to meet in the kitchen and with raising children or what?
In any event, it did not look good. Accustomed to any kind of collusion debili with whom I have met on previous discussions (Mr Jack, what an unusual surprise us today, do you? Jump on the table and dance ... Really? No.), this time I had to deal with logic playing games. Mr Jack
you have one million gold in what you invest it?
Champagne, hoes and Subaru Legacy station wagon full grazing - The answer seemed obvious ...
Of course in real estate - I replied. I applied for a job in real estate, so probably expecting such a response. Wykwitający smile on his face wytapetowanej confirmed the validity of my theory.
But what, you may have bought an apartment in an attractive? She tried to me some idea. In short sentences soldier described an imaginary flat overlooking the park. Why
the park? She asked.
For both native and Warszawiak Lublin combines an extraneous element - the desire to commune with fucking countryside and this gives us the guarantee of an artificial creature commonly known as the park ....
answered evasively but probably because I went right to question No. 3 I tried to stop the yawn reflex, cynical smile on his face and tumiwisiszmowe look. For the effectiveness of the above treatments do not vouch, though the yawning I was doing quite well. You have

advise a client whose company has sent to the Polish for 3-year contract that is flat in a loan to buy or rent.
Poor sucker, probably pissed off somebody at headquarters, but he was incompetent or authorized pukną boss's daughter. They can not throw it So send down it on the ass of a united Europe - I thought with a smile.
Rental.
But Mr Jack, why? After the loan installment is the same as a rental fee. Credit may the Lord give the customer the company open finance, advise in the selection and subsequent resale of the company holm broker, and can insure a company ... .. blah blah blah
In principle - although Harry selling macaroons but nothing prevents you offered pot to produced by cooking pasta Józka uncle, and crystal clear water, cook pasta to that derived from the well in the yard Honorata grandmother. Briefly explained Ms.
the essence of the 3-year contact, who usually pays the rent (usually business) and I recalled that after three years of such Ludek pack up and fly to the next post and will probably not want to play with the early repayment of the loan and the formalities involved, transfer of ownership, establishment of land registers, visiting the offices of repairs, furnishing, look for a new buyer, etc. Etc. Etc.. Mrs. Agnes
face expressed extreme lack of understanding of my reasoning. It's like this? He will have their own pot, and water and will need only our makaroników and is not forever?
Exactly.

Wrong answer.
Mr Jack, are you sure that you will not change your mind? Mrs. Agnes tried to guide the right path for me ... ...
But of course, do not exclude this possibility, in the end are the most important customer - the formula kretyńską recited memorized from training.

Oh-Mrs Agnes was radiant. The object was indeed stupid, but reformed.

get back to you within a week and if we are interested This cooperation will invite you to the next meeting. And working with us you will receive an official laptop and phone and camera, and .... Electronic gadgets
certainly gave the impression of frajerstwie province - only I were associated with a source of problems. It's like a hammer that you wear a heavy suitcase all day and take home but we can not weld a piece of him privately in the bathroom wall.

Really? This is very useful - I went interest.

second and last part of that is Jack and the ATM company.

So I'm standing in front of a dingy building organized crime in the capital. I curse the moment when tempted by the promise of interesting work and high wages clicked on the option "send" ...
most sense would be back in the car, go home, turn off the phone and hide under the table hoping not be interested in the cause of my absence at the meeting. "Office" environment and its people once there go around recall before my eyes the image of bodies ERA GSM dealers found in shallow graves in a nearby forest.
But I will come, poudaję interest and will inform the next few days them that, unfortunately, but I accepted another job offer. Thanks I'll have a clean conscience and nieprzestrzelone knee.
office was decorated according to the rule: we bought a desk, a laptop and a flower, we have set this room painted white, and somehow it will. Undaunted, I sat on the couch skajowej yellow noisily humming under his breath popular in the 1990 hit Electric Guitars "what am I doing here"
Mr Jack - welcome to the office of the stairs here.
narrow staircase with steep winding concrete staircase illuminated by hanging sadly in the holder 25 watt bulb giving an imitation of light brought about under the last image seen by the Polish officers were led to their death to Enkawudowskich prisons.
luckily, stairs lead up, not down. In addition, there could be up to my body this way unnoticed. And the narrow walls that made up I could go in there blindfolded.

Blindfolded it back - rang in my head I laugh Ola Żwirskiego from the movie "Dogs"
guy sitting behind a desk in a claustrophobic little room was not the type of the charismatic leaders for whom I work. In my thoughts I refused one of our Catholic prayers (and yes, we have a variety for all occasions), slapped on his knees to say goodbye, and sat down.
Mr Jack, well then we are a new trading company .... Somehow silenced the
· in the notice.

engaged in the sale of services ....
· What am I doing whore?
Various services, both financial, insurance and access to the Internet ... So
· soap jam and pickled mushrooms. I love that company have such a wide range of services but do not necessarily want to be associated with them professionally. Direct Sales


· ... ... .. J whore, are you sure that you read advertisements?

And for you ... I see 3 possibilities.
first Customer adviser in the office ...
· ass, I'm quite communing with mongrels
second Independent advisers mobile ...
· So the merchant that is riding on people and pushing them to suck, that ass
third And the head of an independent institution of our Company ...
· About, I admit that at this moment piqued my interest.
facility providing our services in Zyrardow, Skierniewice, or Monterey, ... ..
· I know this city and I know that I would not want there to provide anything.

Mr Jack, are you available tomorrow from 10 to 18 hours?
· course that I am, I am free until the end of the week so boldly replied:
Unfortunately, tomorrow ends my holiday.
Oh, because I wanted you to come to us to see how we work ....
• Before your eyes again I saw the body taken from the forest Dealers pits ...
Pojeździłby you with one of our consultants on the field ....
· corpses in my imagination opened his eyes and mrugnęły to me, saying "until tomorrow fatso"
... ... ... ....
You know, I'll call the end of the week and will determine a date. Shitty response rate but it was my life .... Well
. You yourself will go to the exit? When finished
say it with trembling hands I've been fired Opel standing two streets away. Along the way, I probably heard some remarks about fat guys running around in a cloak of madness in his eyes.

further talks on Monday

J