Motor Cycle Golf Bag Holder

After quite a long absence ...

meets Krakow Jacek

This was probably Monday. I woke up and realized that I have not been in Krakow. Actually, I've never been in Krakow, not counting the correction on how to through the fog Intoxicating trip in high school (although it could equally well be because Classifieds one of the few things that I remember it wypierdolenie while watching the panorama Raclawice - so, so it was Wroclaw) and spontaneous departure in the middle of the night for an hour to make his mother happy birthday Robert.

In any case, I want to say that I have not been in Krakow.

thought of leaving did not leave me all Monday. Subconscious stubbornly defended before throwing it in total, which does not lead to anything tours because in total, why spend money when I could buy it for example ....
Ooooh no whore, so good uosiu it will not! - I thought and I decided to outsmart himself before allowing the work of spontaneity will wake up and realize that the reason Jacek crazy ....

With this in mind I left the job and went to a nearby area IC located on the central railway station of Bangladesh sometimes jokingly called the Warsaw Central. Operating in

bździągwa me in a white shirt and tie railway company did not share my enthusiasm associated with the weekend trip to the capital of Polish culture and the exchange of official courtesy of a crazy amount of 188 zł was an ugly yellow cardboard holder entitles me to travel on the route Warsaw-Krakow-Warsaw, at the window.

Undaunted, I went back to the office at the time that the handsomely paid by my employer Posen find a place where I could get some sleep. Number of results thrown out by the goggles appalled me so much I decided to take advice from someone who lives near Krakow, and sometimes it happens that is comely Miss K.
response to I asked a question online Miss K added something called a hostel Delta.
I was surprised - Miss K rather not honoring his own person of less than 4 stars but well, since we recommend that you see - I thought, I looked at the hostel and page through the contact form informed them that I, myself, personally and in person with them will sleep - cool, huh?
Thank you for your reservation and wish you a pleasant stay ... fucking Krakusy, no spontaneity.
And, some of the rooms have no windows - Miss K. was good
Ugh!

I'm not going to hell sit there in the room, no? What do I care a window?
....

lalalala ... .. Another
mail addressed to the reception zwierał facetious request for equipment in the window of my room.


Friday.

civilian clothes, carrying bag on wheels happily bouncing on uneven pavement, the earphones falling down here in May strejt brain gay songs - Mr. Jacek leaving for the weekend. Rejoicing

atmosphere is not disturbed by the fact even though my department recalled that in total, working with them and showered me with an avalanche of bizarre tasks that detoured from each other with the skill of professional pingpongisty - those which I could not push on other posortowałem according to priority, I wrote down on paper and left on the desk with the title "to be done next week."

As already mentioned, dealing professionally with management expectations 

ensure that the necessary coffee, I said goodbye to współnierobami the office and went to the station. "

After 15 minutes the old railway station, playing "keep an eye on the portfolio, keep the cells, keep empetrójki, keep luggage - doliniarze not sleep" comfortably sadowiłem up in place in 1956 successfully located by the window, and even happier set straight in the direction of travel.

The band slowly rolled up fellow. Using dark glasses, headphones and a great book Jagielski gave them to understand that we do not know and so will be.

Another railway journeys effectively dispelled my hysterical phobia of traveling bydłowozami. Quickly, quietly, in an air conditioned car, a zone of peace and relaxation Jack has been breached only once by the railway cutting in uniform.
I was about to kill him with her eyes when I noticed that it tries to give me coffee.


Well ... After less than three hours, began to hurt my butt which inevitably meant that I sit too long and it's time get out.
diagnosed by the staff confirmed my ass over the intercom indicating that the wheels on the main station. Ms.
Dispatcher taxi company informed me that it would send a car for me until I clarify where to send it to her because the location of "Central Station station Krakow" is no location.

gul factory built not surprisingly jumped - grubiańskiemu babsztylowi thanked for obcesową information and promised to call and how do I get what I can find something we both deem location.

Since a month ago I started to have obtained mental serenity to accept the reality that surrounds me kretyńską emerging invariably to my disadvantage as something normal and not worth examining more than a minute.

soon found a place that could be considered a "location" and after a while I sat in a silver Citroën C5 whose driver in the previous incarnation, certainly led an armored humvee through the streets of Baghdad and an equally exceptional driving style exhibited moving around the city of Krak.

"You local or traveling?" Zagaił conversation after I gave him the destination address.

newcomer. Normally przespacerowałbym up but I decided that when the weather is not the best idea.

Eh - you sighed zloty - that the client knows where to go and that it was close, that thread of Really treat him to explore the city paid ...

this reasoning it has confirmed my wide smile barely housed in the rearview mirror Citroen.

Thank you, zumi.pl

Delta Hostel was nice, very advantageously situated in a place adjacent to the grocery store where I bought a while later, chips, water and beer. Smiling

blondi handed me the key to room number X, equipped with a window.

thanked him, smiled, I went upstairs, opened the door, smiled, closed the door and went back to reception.

Blondie smiled with surprise

Excuse me - I said, striving for my best the Oxford accent - I do not want the first day form their own opinions marudnego client but if I could ask for a room where nobody lives?

smile on his face melted blondi like April snow. My - au contraire, zawstydziłbym the Joker.

You must be kidding .... Blondi timidly investigated area. Do so I confirmed that we decided to go with me to the room and on the spot to investigate.

bed in the room was terribly agitated, blondi flew like a crazy art abolishing Nówka elements of the bedding and apologizing for the neglect of cleaning service.
I still smile.
sorry you very much - it happens to us first.

sees you and me, such things happen all the time.

The next morning I sat at the Krakow market sipping lattes and enjoying the view of his eyes. The atmosphere is slowly adapted itself to my mood - has ceased to blow and the sun came out from behind the clouds that allowed me to stop pretending that the same shirt I am warm.
In addition, I managed to find a pub where the price list was not composed by writers of science fiction.
Adorable brunette gave me a delicious omelet and juice. Nothing was able to disturb my good mood - even the slimy umbrellas Germany FM station, tram TVNu and Karolina Malinowska paradująca once again in front of my table in the company of a gay man.

Mom, Mom, just be playing the bugle call! - Wykrzyknęło child at a table next to me in his grace, not crushed by punishing him with her eyes for a relaxing break the silence.

rose in the mouth a cup of coffee and staring at the Church of St. Mary expected to uosia with the trumpet and sighed loudly - 'Tis is the essence of relaxation.

So it's time for something to fucked up what?

And how.

from a side street with a screech of tires scored three fire engines and howling unmercifully by the market przemknęły past my table with a meter.

not discouraged the further dripped coffee, I get it even on the tip of the major part of the bugle call firefighters drowned.

After a moment before my table przedefilowała bunch of guys in kieckach checked. Strange - I thought. Since the course paundsa fell by nearly half English mob haunts this city relatively rarely. Quickly cataloged as part of their local color and returned to the coffee.
Moments later the sun disappeared behind clouds. Then he began to blow
that reminded me of the shirt itself is obviously a bad idea. Then
przedefilował table in front of my giant mug of beer .... Now, now, I go out with astonishment when pint followed the footsteps of a dinosaur. Moments later joined him, Eeyore, and great chicken.

Hmmm ... ok, great, fantastic, super, słitaśnie etc ... ....

Probably not be a stranger.

The bomber walked out a side street empire includes a dolphin ....

I took off my dark glasses, rubbed them, and called the waitress and asked for the bill.

crazy Seeing my restless eyes with a warm smile has satisfied me that she too had seen the grotesque procession and that my response is greatly exaggerated.

Posiedziałbym longer but it was getting really unbearably cold. This problem is temporarily solved by elo hooded sweatshirts which I bought at a nearby shopping mall.


generally fell in love with city. I could not stop smiling when he walked the streets have their houses, cobbled streets, pubs reminded me of Brussels will never be appreciated and that I missed.
suppressed squeal of delight when we went to a small jazz bars in which a guy every now and then got up from his table to play the piano.
not mastered the squealing delight when we walked around Kazimierz łażąc to a small diner maintained in a Jewish atmosphere and the waitress lady converted to a bench in the kitchen gave superb coffee.

If the company will wanted to open a branch is volunteering as the first.
How not to take me on a voluntary basis, their forced 

general in Krakow I would change only one thing. Baseball a shot every English speaking ...

Washington Dc Paper Model

Jackowy blogasek temporarily suspend operations

Because the total incapacity of the author and the fact that last does not meet it's funny.
Bec.

Invitation Wording Yoga

Jacek is a reviewer for hotels

Icarus to the hotel? He asked you a nice affirmation of a taxi driver when the cat's face nażartego finished pad on the back seat of the new E-class.

Yes, because you know I'm in business.

But to Icarus? Do not give up.

Well, you know these 3 star hotels that's a total look the same, it was important to TV, clean linen and bathroom, right? I replied quizzically distrusting each other.

Well in total - the voice of the taxi driver cheated you distrust both my words and your own.

blissful silence, with eyes closed, sprawled on the back seat of a Mercedes contemplate his sudden unwillingness to your product of General Motors ...

Cause you know, zagaił taxi driver, because I do it in the Icarus I was 30 years ago and there is apparently nothing has not changed ....

I hate when someone interrupts my philosophical moments ....

course I know the hotel is szit Icarus, I saw the website, I know the relationship of people who were there and wróclil.

But hey, maybe exaggerated.

primo Besides, after this visit did not finance my szczypidupowata company only training company so I had nothing to say in terms of accommodation, and secondly through a number of primo upierdliwym phones to the company's training and 150 gold mark, I managed to win a single room. Instead of the standard two to insert in the form of a 50 year old electrician, Mr. Zdzislaw. The prospect of spending two nights in a microscopic room with a foreign guy to use the same bathroom .... it plasowało jacks to the list of discomfort just before spending the night in a cell with dark-skinned Turner Brown 

few minutes later, courtesy set J consisting of a bag on wheels, tinted glasses, empetrójki, widely gaping mouths J and J was correct before the gray block. When I say I mean gray GRAY. The fact of being informed the hotel screwed crookedly gold letters and 3 fallen star ...

digression - if that This block is a hotel that as ruler Ursynów we have the largest in the Southern Hemisphere Meeting 3 star hotels. Euro2012 fakju scoffers!

Dissatisfied with the life of a receptionist handed me the key yale zaśniedziały jebutnego attached to the metal bottle opener ... Key yale? Who nowadays yale keys used in hotels? - Look, I tried to give the receptionist all the questions bothering me. Straight to the elevator, 3rd floor - I blurted out dispassionately and went back to reading. Oh, and a password KLS dinner, but the 25 gold - he added menacingly. So

thread of Chateaux Bordeau year 1986, and baked guinea fowl. Horny.

Podreptałem lift the parties to follow the dark corridor as an arrow with the word "lift"

In a place where you ended up arrow "Elevator" was a dead end, and the only door they found there led to a room for the cleaning staff. Horses from the row to the person who enters the room on the 3rd floor ...

innate intelligence told me to check what I find on the opposite end of the arrow "Elevator" (this is not the arrow) in accordance with the logic of no logic, there was a lift. When you press a button slid down green doors creaking open the door and winning wkurwiającą polyphonic ringtones ...

zgniłozielony color painted on the elevator was claustrophobic narrow - it was not wider than the door that led to it. Last time I rode an elevator at the hospital so bródnowskim few years ago, then was dismantled. Apparently

enriched the holdings of Ikar hotel ....

room. 316

Key zachrobotał merrily in cardboard doors of the above mentioned number. Turning it has a symbolic dimension - greater security and privacy would provide glued to the frames of "Election" Hit the door handle, close my eyes, inhale - exhale I am doing a step, I open my eyes and here I am ......

In a small room apartment on the Warsaw Janina Grandma Ochota ....

zatrzaskujących noise behind me cardboard door deprive doubt that this is an illusion caused by two days of poisoning stomach virus that merged my last two days of life in zaślinioną agony in the corner of the bed.

But no, the room was the most realistic, like wściekłojaskrawy armchair, a bed with the same color to the borders of pain starched linen, is absolutely niekomponujące dark brown furniture with veneer. On the cabinet stood clumsy half-tone TV brand axion (kolorowy!!) Rested on the bedside table metal lamp with glass shade from the collection of "first secretary of the Cabinet '

kitsch image complemented rug from Ikea and the same origin on the wall my husband signed the" coins "

In the sense that art.

sighed and decided to unpack first, leaving the bathroom for dessert.

dark brown painted on fiberboard with a handle has proved to be a door to the hotel closet. Inside, I found yet seen in some garage shelves and drawers with nieheblowanego wood, and one, say a coat hanger. Scratched his head and then I got the clothes in the suitcase. In a small pocket I found a small suitcase padlock to the slider. Note that the hotel is not responsible for property left behind was clearly highlighted and gave me food for thought. Turning

I still had a chance to see the threats of the hotel kserówką announcing my personal Armageddon, when I tried to cook for tea in the room with the heater or the illegal use of heating equipment air ...

deny me the privilege of possession of explosives and modify the installation of arbitrary power. Normally zero fun.

Time for a bathroom.

The first surprise was that the bathroom floor was covered with white terracotta and was about 3 cm below the floor of the corridor. Damn, just like in a slaughterhouse that was easier to wash the blood and dirt, I thought. The only thing missing floor drain.

Follow-up also brought to the floor grate .... Generally

Bathroom an impression of a recently refurbished but with finishing materials overdue more than 20 years of storage warehouse building. Nothing else will explain the ideal state of bakelitowego Klop held up perfectly flush and flat bottom that allows a little bit longer to enjoy the presence of the pile before it disappears forever into nothingness Poznan drains. Similarly

sink and shower - looking for unused taps came from the times when the native craftsmen tried to copy the idea of \u200b\u200bcombining wajchą taps instead of one function second design.

Well, maybe the guests did not have the habit of bathing ....

hotel hosts came from the same premise as the bathroom is not affixed to the soap. Fortunately, slipped the stuffing a little fun to the toilet soap in the ankle which podpierniczyłem from a hotel in Szczecin - what if you'll use to wash your hands ....

Soap upper body require five minutes of friction that little shit with a sponge. For 5 minutes you can utter a profanity weight and believe me that is not wasted even a second.

first day was or 3 towels. I say "was" because one had disappeared the next day when I reported the lack of soap at the reception and the fact that the luminous bulb in the bathroom shaving hampers.

Postal cleaning service was clear - kabluj further ciulu a reception the day after you wipe the carpet ... But the light bulb

exchanged so I hope that tomorrow while shaving does not deprive the latter half of the face. Such a small victory - I thought, looking out the window overlooking the fuck knows what ....

with fun attractions - the bowl was a board sticker - Disinfected for your comfort. As I will wymeldowywał a suggestion in the book that you type them in each room was a bottle of vodka with similar words - to sterilize for their convenience. This may help visitors forget that they pay 250 per night zeta in peace grandma Janina.

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Jace goes to work

Episode I - beginning

plan was banal and brilliant in its simplicity: wake up at 6, walk down the buns for breakfast of scrambled eggs with parmesan cheese and sun-dried tomatoes, coffee, news, shower, ironing a shirt, leave the house at 6:50.

As they say in jueseju: pis of kejk.

get up from bed at 6:30 I knew that it does not, half coffee and news came out of the schedule, time for other activities also shrank with each second. Cursing like a trooper dragged under the shower, shaved, got out and started up his shirt, while glancing at his watch. It was 6:45 and manufacturing dedlajnem before it was unattainable.

Explanation: leaving home at 6:50 allows me to go on the road in front of all kinds, which recesses lamas with their Kanciapa around 7 in the morning and using a unique combination of skills to their mediocre parody of cars effectively block dojazdówkę to Warsaw.

ironing a shirt with double-don't Egyptian cotton with a creature both feel relaxed and friendly in compaction were no signs of unhappiness. Unfortunately, three minutes later it became - feebly hanging from the collar button is broke ...

6:50

Kurważeszjapierdolęjegomać!!

I should sit in the car, instead of standing in the middle of the room with a shirt without a button. An additional misfortune this shirt was the fact that it was my only and last clean shirt. Calm down - looking sober look at the situation allowed me to presume that the problem can be solved temporarily urywając sadly hanging as the second button. Tie, jacket and you will not see. As I thought I did.

Moments later in my hand, lay the unfortunate button. For a button while he was still attached per square centimeter of material the shirt ....

Kurważeśjapierdolęwpizdujebanychuj !!!!!!

Realizing that the only thing that looks more durnowato than the guy in the shirt without a button is a guy in a shirt with a hole in the place of the button.

Wulgaryzowanie took me about a minute, in the meantime, I took off my shirt and tried to send me a kick in 2 of the room. Unfortunately kicked shirt tends to wrap around the legs kicking.

Wulgaryzowanie took me another minute. An efficient reader will surely convert the minutes and come to the conclusion that crossed dedlajn. Podstarzali fathers, matrons wearing hats, casual drivers, roadside sliders - they all sunęli slowly toward his devastatingly toczydeł free and will soon have to embrace in its grotesque to have 25 kilometer section of the route B - Warsaw.

Awareness of this has made it wulgaryzowanie stretched on for another minute. Then he came to his senses and threw toward the basket laundry in search of a copy of a dirty shirt, but a definable set.

decided on blue - was lying on top of and awakened in me the slightest feeling of disgust. Several movements are invariably iron reminiscent to me of the facelift has ensured that the Dead Man's Chest also visually presented itself well.

Episode II - The Trip.

7:10

Now, enough to push and hopefully I can not miss so much.

Back!

A Work? Disabled?

Kurważeszjapierdolęjegomać!

back on top.

iron was switched off. Moreover, never happened to me to go out and leave the iron switched on, but it does not bother me every two days to go back to the middle of the road and check to see that for sure.

Hurry on down, open oplastego, takes hold, hang his jacket on the rack, close the door, I put the key into the ignition. I'll be late but at least you will use this time constructively - the route to the boss to call you before the weekend to explain my case unfortunate delegation and taxis ... Zajebisty idea, no?

not. The phone is on the book by Clarkson, Clarkson's book lies in the cabinet beside the bed in the bedroom, a bedroom is located 100 meters further three floors above the door shut on the three castles ...

Profanity - weight terrible profanity.

I get off, I assume jacket, close my car, kita up, grabs phone, put my pocket, lock the door, I rush down

Are you sure you checked out the iron? Asked the voice of reason.

A huj you in the ass!

way to the car I could enjoy the cheerful procession of cars passing me: the bakery, garbage trucks, dostawczaków, and not converted pocztowozu toczydełek number of lamas at the wheel. All rode in the direction in which I just go. Whore.

Explanation: in theory and practice, I proved that every lama dragged in front of you due to the inability to drive straight, smooth moving off from traffic lights, intersections or rolling passes, can you slow down by about 2 minutes.

Many lam = a lot of minutes in the back.

If you're one of those who jojczą "do not overtake, which will give you this, you get a minute earlier" - Fuck you in the ass.

7:12 turnpike town B.

Rope lam before me. We are approaching a turn or a chance to catch up a little. Before me goes blue passat wagon. Signpost, reduction, gas - ahead.

In podtatusiałym driver combo athlete said in a vein - will not be ahead of me here whipster as I was going to work with the old and the way Matt the marinated for 13 years and Helena 11 years of public high school in Pruszkow, no?

reduction, gas resistance ahead. Topic: why fathers of families in an estate car and van me burn with hatred is the material in a separate email.

Profit-two minutes

you on the radio says that today the capital of the gang hovers over mine freaks. The combination of Friday, the heat and smell of the remaining undeveloped fruits of economic growth like what wywabiła them from the earth. Dick them in the ass.

7:15 Pruszków welcome.

Coming to me in an old lama lama mesiu ahead of the bus. At the same time the lama in the bus ahead of a biker. It is a good chance that soon all three will end up in a ditch in any combination and I gain by 4 minutes.

I could not smile at the thought.

Somehow not killed and I had to overtake them by hand. As want to get something done right, do it yourself.

7:17 Pruszków farewell - dual carriageway on Warsaw. Left lane goes majestically polonaise. Taking it Ciećwierz or thoughts to leave in advance upatrzona position and blocks traffic.

Right lane, light przygazówka, left lane. Without direction. Signifying the intention of the corpse could lead inadvertently to suggest that the driver I see it as a full participant in the movement.

7:19 polonaise again in the left lane. What is a whore, proud holders of days FSO?

Right lane, light przygazówka. The driver said the men's polonaise spirit of sportsmanship, presses the right pedal rzęcha trying to get it to the last effort. For Poland, for representation, we will not be here Volksdeutsch pociotek closet and Podolski in the Opel ahead!! Polonaise fart gave of himself and picked up within the limits of statistical error.

Eh ....

Przygazówka, left lane, lightly pressing the brake pedal gives the driver a polonaise how he desired beam dose of emotion.

7:25 Heels height. Lirła Merle.

contemplates an advertising billboard Joanna Swift Toddlers Edition. I wonder if I can find a place on my Zen 10 point scale. Unfortunately, predicted no negative points so powili budge for a moment plunged in the contemplation of the mind zrytym Suzuki marketer who fathered the idea of \u200b\u200bJoan Toddlers Edition.

fired a right-hand lane for bydłowozów. Lama crowd on the left so happily speeding and passes by several hundred losers column.

Profit: the cholera minutes.

Unfortunately, as all good belt is also nearing completion. The march of change lane and pulls up the road before conducting kaszlakowi UOS it bumps into it to respond. He could go by train, is not it? ... Sadowie be comfortable on the faster, the right lane so that the greater part of the road ahead of the rider next to a Mercedes eo half the length of the mask.

7:50 Entering Łorsoł

Using a series of complicated maneuvers I was at the height of Łopuszańska, overpasses and in front of me the way how the empty mug shot. Lamy stuck in an intersection, a few that have broken through scattered in panic after the three available lanes.

7:50 overpasses or any rule brejkam

Blank encouraged to treat the path of the road as a set of suggestions rather than mandatory standards. Cheerful song encourages the acceleration which results in exceeding the limit of 80 km / h but whatever.

7:51 Niemcewicz light before.

Lama block both lanes so I decide to evade their right. At this point, the driver leans out bydłowozu MZK half blocking the runway resulting in dramatic inhibition on my part of the pedestrian pavement. Mr. bydłowozu driver noticed that nearly killed him, I stopped to overtake safely returned to his belt.

Eh.

Single, gas, equals the autobkiem, greet the driver with the middle finger.

7:55

back to Jerusalem.

moose in the Octavia wsiowych sheets mercilessly drags the empty left lane. Bus driver pulls up his path forcing him to brake suddenly. It is nothing did not learn, react the same as 5 seconds later he pulls me the way, re-raise on the left lane and throw the tape dig up the roundabout at the railway station while Ochota proving that you can change three lanes to this section using two car lengths.

Episode III De fajnal czapter

8:00 Hard, park-and here I go strejt office, previously with yesterday's advance, bottom of the parking meter kwitku today and a piece of strip testing my ability to fake, the corresponding bend at the gluing makes my tuning barely noticeable.

If it goes on Monday parked in the center J

The end.

Fracture To Eyebrow Bone

Jacek meets transportation.

Cause I is generally a little child like me, as I find something cool or something like it pleased me to share it with others. Therefore, finding a smart for $ 29 I decided to zeta share this with my father via Skype.
Dad, Dad, I found your car in May!
Smooth transfer of image seen in the full enormity of misunderstanding his father gave to my enthusiasm.
Say what? Why?
Well, as you arrive in May, it will not be anyone to ask for the car, and that only 29 gold!
to complete incomprehension joined his father's face full of misunderstanding of his mother's face ...
Well?
Well like what? smart! zeta for $ 29 a day! cheap! Ownership! Still
wall of incomprehension.
But I see that suing is what I am saying, and after a while I hear
Why should we borrow, pojeździsz simply a work train.
Dell is built-in camera so had the opportunity to see how my face when I am demonstrating the fullness of misunderstanding ... I hand them to me and they were contrary? whore!
Christopher Robin, for now leave this topic ... Mother felt that not the way to go:)
So much for smart.
the earth are moving in the air space or how to change your reservation in the care of low-cost airline Wizzair, the cheapness of which is generally just a feeling. There was some question
that the mother will have some tests in May and have it translate the book. I decided settle this matter on the Internet:
time waiting for a response to an inquiry e-mail: wizzair company gives it a 4 (say four) weeks, and we recommend contacting the call center. Call center
wizzair 3.60 zł per minute. Whore mother! I've always thought that Hungarians are others but this time they're mind completely. But
but I remembered that they have an office in etude. The plan tentatively called "insidious plan of merger with madziarskim exploiter for local rates," was approved and implemented - that is called the hotline or Chopin Chopin Airport. Pan
hotline almost choked with laughter something when I approached him at a glance foundation of my plan. I expressed polite interest
what is the cause of that sięudławienia.
Cause you know, there they have no phone ...
Czizus Whore Fuck Me! Even cutting Kanciapa airport has a phone!
Well, yes, but they do not have. You can see that someone predicted may try to oppose the attempts of exploitation and dodgy work around the system.
pissed off me as they asked us to pay for luggage, even more pissed off when they told me cram the queue at the terminal bovine Etude who in recent times to live Recalls railway loading platform on the direction of Auschwitz. Damn
hit me like their pricing confronted with ever more human flight journals.
But it's inflection. I will not becelował robbers zeta 4 per minute just to get after 2 minutes of listening to tunes, and recorded commands to learn and so that I have come into place.
So I will go into place. I fear only that a conversation with an employee bid alive se to pay even more.


vulgarity cited in the story did not die during the talks with third parties. Were added to emphasize the drama.

Standard Form Of Store Lease

From the series "the life of the labor market in Poland," Jacek

persons drama: me, lady, husband
Place of action:

office doors open and enters the office lady with her husband.

listen ... Because the state gave notice that you are looking for an employee ...
Well, yes, but only started the recruitment procedures and did not even arrange meetings with the candidates (I wanted to suggest that the coming itself, turning the ass and most of all doing their own meeting on working with potential employers committing the biggest mistake in life)
It's nothing, you know, because I want to go on vacation and wanted to know Today ... (At this point the narrator or pops me gul)
the conversation turns to her husband, confident voice, if not married oa can I be with you ... hire. (At this point my gul life of its own)
It can sit? MRS offered me a trainee, and without waiting for a response from the company broke up a couch ... .. (at this point, I stopped to hide their embarrassment)
The announcement was that Ludek for office work ...
And if it will work behind a desk? Because I would want just to be on the move ...
And what you will do, whether that's for sure a full-time, or just support us or an office building also .... and what you have shareholders, because you know I still worked on the other side of the street and to have it I had to close
------ ----- There are anecdotes sprinkled Mrs. candidates private life ------------
course, you'll be contacted as soon as possible, and Ms. we will answer - I said, pushing them toward the door.
Now my favorite moment :-) And you already
State Building demonstration, because if so it could be you went with us and showed everything ....
CANDIDATES TO WORK WHORE !!!!!!!
hands fall ....
And I think that the arrogance has reached the Everest who called to ask how much we will pay because I do not know if it is worth coming to us ...


The End

Play Pokemon Blue Mac

meets little Johnny

All of Poland in tension followed the fate of the little giants of Belarus choregona mukowiscośtam. A dramatic snapshot of the hospital, the news that the Belarusian regime's cruel evil represented by the flesh, Lukashenko, pragniewyrwać small (uninsured) at the hands of Johnny's doctors and relieve the agonizing Polish service health, the dramatic appeal of the mother (something like "let him take someone or something something"), searching for the father who had suddenly found a miracle happened and finally obtrąbione in all media to give in / wJasiowi Polish citizenship as the final flick in the nose of fascist tendencies in Belarus.

All of Poland?

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At a time when the whole Polish sat before tiwipudłem to track the fate of little Johnny, a highly esteemed Mr. Jack was busy with something equally important - good old JD pouring into a glass with ice, or playing with tanks in the network. Jack struggles in contrast to the struggles of a small Johnny did not enjoy the interest of the entire Polish. Jacek lavished similar agendas "Poland and the little giants. Jack tumiwisiszmu known to totally hang the fate of little Johnny, what is more, to hear in one sentence, the words "little Johnny", "tension" the entire Polish "nervously tossing in last place in the
by. knowledge should be N-TV pilot to a dramatic change to the relationship of a young journalist on the latest music video from Britnej, or drawing one of the items offered by Cartoon Network.

Yes, dear reader, although it seems unlikely, however, that Jacek has deep in the ass a little Hansel and its struggles, the mother who abandoned him and his father, who for a long time was not known or found for a simple reason - he did what every Pole male after sex with Białorusinką: hitched up his trousers, pinned and left 100 zł ... But then he spoke so beautifully to recognize her son ... The president, prime minister, all the saints and even the little man with Crazy Eyes spent on this matter more attention than the current state affairs for a moment forgetting that it is not the end we deal with treatment of their own citizens, so we do not need to import them from countries belonging to the axis of evil ... But what, after all, our patients are not as media.

Thus, in the beautiful country on the Vistula River that was to be the second of Ireland but is not living a little Johnny who was struggling and Jacek who has it in the ass. They even had an unwritten pact that allows them to coexist on the same latitude: Bill will not interfere in the struggle Jasiu if Johnny will not be disturbed by Jack in the struggle of ostentatiously ignored.

Until today.

Jack Day started at 6 in theory but by saving the alarm, he managed to extend 6:10 bliss to sleep. Then the standard - Walk rolls, morning coffee, five minutes before the TV and channel TVN24. Typically, in these times presenters refrain from torturing the viewer a small Jaś admiring their jokes sprinkled with low-flying news, weather and traffic jams that form in there where they create on a daily basis for years, but every morning, the fact of their creation met with constant surprise ace reportage.

innaczej Today was supposed to be. The Lord of the tiwipudła, as sleepy as I announced the shocking news. Here's Johnny's mother decided that leaving it in the trash if it was gdzieśtam mistejkiem and wants it again as, as we learn from the relationship for a while.

Kuurwa, just not in my band stress-free morning news about anything !!!!!!!

I was about to change the channel when he suddenly hesitated. Johnny does not have severed our pact with just cause so the answer could only be one:

In a shocking confession of the mother ...* evil lurks
(purposely spelled "Evil" with a capital letter - the question of respect ...)

smiled, corrected on the couch and put down the remote ...

appeared on the screen only a part of Johnny's mother knows the whole of Poland, it is also possibly the only thing we in a rented studio apartment in Center Johnny's dad saw the dim red light bulb - the back and the back of my head ....

Mama Johnny has a beautiful feature for which I am loving it and living in constant tension Poland - not wrapped in cotton.

So it is that generally this what's his name .... Johnny can be and wanted to back (because it's the end of her child, no siblings, and asks about him, no, and the only one in the family has Polish citizenship to the media and authorities
....) But ... If
provide the right conditions: that the apartment was where the Jaś live, money for maintenance because I know that it costs money, so Jas. well then, if she had an apartment and money is essentially a loser may have a breath again as the giants.
But only if ...
Mama Johnny gave a certain tone of voice as dispassionate as I ordered pizza when to ask for extra sauce - in the end I should be.

wulgary now recommend, if it bothers someone, I recommend the function select / cut:
................................ .............
Ożesz you fucking in the ass by a bunch of fucking pizdu Negroes in the ass whore your mother Belarusian !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dick !!!!!!!!!!!!
............................................ I feel better already
:

ensure that the necessary coffee and I started thinking about one issue: not whether, but when it gets astray calculatedly flat and correspondingly high benefit and who will announce the first: whether the opposition coalition.

Personally, I dream of seeing with the entire Polish act of another, holding in suspense drama Johnny and company. I want to see in prajmtajmie how this whole mess load of Belarus to the board after the plasma LG Ludwik Dorn and using that knows no mercy, Polish e-mail refer to the ordinary postage Minsk without the sender's address ...

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What impact have good news on Jack's life? Jacek meets

giant.
The uncomfortable fact mr. J was still affected by many factors: the protracted process of recruitment, the lack of interesting activities to allow mr. J meet a professional, head-jerk view that makes me desire to make a bloody murder is the person using his own gun H & K USP (wyguglaj you'll see how it looks) with a wild shriek, "huz de whip followers?" And the fact that the mud deposited on the street leading to the office just received upierdzieliło my suit from the laundry, where I was going to go to a meeting tomorrow on the job. I could start the second but a few days ago found him exactly the same fate. Tomorrow I will have the opportunity to find out whether the money actually express takes 90 minutes. If not, well, people in jeans or get a job ... I guess
.
Joy did not provide the fact that in February, which is the standard month to pay car insurance, inspection, etc.., Tend to strain my starokawalerski family budget. On Visa has chosen just added this week to remind me that in December I had fun, but I need to hand over ... I made a quick call
and found out that my debtor (yes, I have one) reasoning completely different than visa:
-cast? Ah, actually. But it already?
not whore, but I have a request, write to the address europeanmedia@visa.com that there are several reasons the appearance of which prevents me giving them money ...
Whore, zero understanding of ... ..

I figured it was a good moment to sing a song he recently found and which contains a solution for my problem:

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:-) I recommend will help to understand.

I return to watching a program in which the tattooed Asian must decide whether he wants to meet with bisexual guy or the lesbian.

If I had such problems.

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spot electoral Pisu (or old but whatever) vs światowcy

Another day mandatory leave is not specifically differ from previous ones. Alarm as usual played the tune "All summer long," Chris Rea punctually at 9 o'clock, I like every day it turned off by 9 and went back to bed to greet the day around mid 12th hour I drank coffee, went down to the corner shop after "section" and rolls (in the end you have a bit of traffic) and I decided obmyśleć plan to spend this beautiful day. I came to the rescue of a reliable in such situations, MTV. Communing with the program "My sweet 16" allowed me to once again enjoy the misery of a minor bamboo, which was in an extreme state of hysteria, as the 16th birthday he got a brand new Range Rover in fitting options including 459 rather than 460 items from the inventory of additional equipment. Nightmare. Utwierdziwszy once again that the Americans are the stupidest nation of the world decided to do something useful. In our minds browsed a list of "must do" from a vending machine rejecting important things, though unpleasant and choosing how necessary cleaning bathrooms. If other things could wait so long they can wait another, and such cleaning bathrooms will be general refresh outpost housing. Heartened by this thought, and armed with the CIF, rubber gloves and livestock beer I went to the bathroom. Time umilał I played in the room channel TVN 24 and the possibility of overthrowing the subsequent myths of purity. Well fluid Ajax tile contrary to the intentions of its creators requires reaching out to dry, unless you like the icing decorated with an abstract model of seepage, and the fluid cif, surprisingly, it removes the stone. Provided methodological napieprzania crease in the stone bottle. Anyway progress in orders to be directly proportional to the amount of beer consumed at wprawiało me invariably that a good mood. At this point the editor of the leading news on TVN 24, has decided to enter the next news in the encompassing caused me joy and abstract promilami announced the launch of a new spot PiS. Spots PiS had jurisdiction to correct me a wonderful mood about contributing to the enrichment of language does not mention (Mordo you mine, evolve, deaf, big semantic abuse, etc., etc) sat on the couch and waited impatiently for substantive knockout, something that zdyskontuje success "Agreement" and stuffed animals ...
spot was evidently addressed to the enthusiastic party in the name of the only true indication was the "i". Convention rudimentary cartoon referring to the popular fairy tale about Little Red Riding Hood and the calm, soothing voice-over will allow the residents of the Polish "B" ownership of media in a manner not threatening exposure to intellectual shock. Developers filmiku certainly should not rule any country with the level of illiteracy is less than 80% (dread unfortunate inhabitants of Burkina Faso), while prime time on Cartoon Network, they should be like a dog bone. Interweaving the history of bad wolf with inserts statements were Donald extremely inefficient. Anyone who was a child, which is generally everyone remembers that contact grandmother - the wolf presented in a fairy tale precursors horrorowego mainstream gore, the Brothers Grimm, was limited to the unspeakable fact more consummate grandmother and vividly described the fact rips the wolf and the extraction of this grandmother. Obviously an element of temptation in the designer popierdzielił filmiku betraying his sexual insecurity, and fear complexes women (in the tale do not see my grandmother or the cap, which dominates the bare from the waist down in a wolf that looks like approach which is "the hope"), I wonder what it would say Dr. Freud ... If I wanted to
powyżywać on Donald, I would use one of the many Disney films about awkward Duck which many would want him to go but not much, vide climbing the Everest meanness use a reference to a Scrooge McDuck aka Uncle Scroodge , a leading oligarch fairytale, wykształciucha, archetype cartoon "of" exploiting people Kaczogrodu, skąpego the pain and the bather every morning in U.S. dollars. But I ...
But not in the movie was the most important. The key role played by the closing speech video Little man by Crazy Eyes. Presented by the teacher as a resource for the ever-stretching its paw after state money, the representatives of the Polish "B" spoke against the backdrop of men, women and children beznamiętnych, which he delivered przytakujących nonsense.

People who look ....

At this point I remembered the movie "The Assembly" by the public TV aired a few days ago. He was telling about the fate of people whose story reached the day on which Christ was crucified and which model of mindless fat impassively watching these people. For his callousness have been sentenced to eternal life limiting them to the role of bystanders looking at the greatest misfortune that happened to mankind. War, murder, plagues, natural disasters - they were always in the background, they were silent observers of the ongoing drama. Deprived of the possibility of action and influence the course of events could only look ....

And so after two thousand years, suddenly found themselves behind Jaroslaw Kaczynski:)

punch will not, must see this film and then the spot to appreciate the irony.

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I went to airport pick up their parents. Waiting

terminal No. 2 (probably the only building in which the airport - when to let us out - you can see rags, shovels, debris, dust on the windows ton where he made someone else building inscriptions in dud not yet donated
part)

• No where or what you sit
· through a megaphone at the moment informed that cars with registration numbers homely BS, LU, BI blocking the passage, are of the locations for taxis, ambulances, buses, disabled people, so owners are asked about their shift. Judging by the frequency of transmission of messages owners had evidently it in the ass.
· coffee machine was not working (no water) in total is good because coffee is not served, I know your in a plastic cup would cost 3.50. Of course not beat the parking lot - 16 zł for half an hour and a vending machine which gave me the rest of the 100 in 2 U.S. dollars.
· In the only open shoulder lady selling hot dogs refused to do too much arguing to the queue. She said to go back as it will not queue. My argument that the moratorium on hot dogs will not reduce the size of the queue because people are standing mainly w / hot dogs, the only hot meal in the terminal, was disposed of silence.

section of society waiting for the arrival of aircraft were as follows
:


· I
· Felling blonde from i-podem
· plebs in the mental strength of about 200
· airport ground staff


course, because they are a feast of Chopin Airport vide Chopin is
"mieżdunarodnyje", all flights were "delayed"
plebs mental waving every now and then I rubbed the
checking his pockets for the holding of the provided items. The general impression was
such as if young people from the estates and the regulars CH
around Vilnius and moved to Okecie airport.
distinguished in the crowd giving the taxi drivers who do not know the language and realities
Polish tourists a unique opportunity to get to the center for only
200 zł, or euro, the swap ratio of 1:1
not forget that cheaper currency ..
And then only at the terminal doors leading from the Arrivals Hall at Terminal
opened.
zafalował crowd and moved toward the door cutting off a few
normal passengers the opportunity to freely leave the airport.
came out normal - you can see a fully paid flight lines with foreign tourists, not for economic reasons
. It was easy to recognize them - err
oszalałymi of terror in his eyes because cisnącym plebsie, tightly pressed to each other
bags with laptops and eagerly watch for people who might snatch them away
. To Mr.
holding a card that says Mr. Chen ran extremely pleased by this fact Mr.
. Chen. His drama is over.
end of normal, the door will not open for several minutes - the crowd has a distinct
impatience, more often in the crowd Phone call it winning
extremely popular hit "Kanikuły"
evident after 2 side of the door someone is.

door opens ..

eyes meeting appears to bleach blonde in white artificial
Cossacks and white fur. Przepita face does not express any emotion, although you can see that a lot of effort
costs her continue in the straight position. A considerable role is played here two
blonde girlfriends who sustain it from the side. Show a much larger
touch with reality and a consciousness of the workings of gravity
.

seen at the airport for low-duty-free store Lutton were "hapi
allergy."

blonde after a long and truly pornographic greeting in the middle of the Hall by the representatives of the plebs
dresowatych mental went to the parking lot to
one of the improperly parked cars with the numbers of BS.
behind them brought the rest of the passengers, whose appearance made me nervous
stick to the pocket of the wallet and cell. Their honest peasant workers poured
faces and dressed indicate clearly the least popular
engaged in physical labor, or
robbed the least popular performing physical labor. Vocabulary was limited to
"no whore, we're a whore or whore words combined with any expression. And these discussions about
paundsach ..

Rejoice a Polish mother - that's the harsh lands of Albion's sons returned
your salt of the earth.
Driving a booty, and the purchase of paundsy duti fri workshop.

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meets national mourning - something from the archives

Since that memorable December 13 or from 21 October 2007 when it stood where the riot happened, there has not been absolutely nothing. A small man with Crazy Eyes no longer haunt the state TV vision conspiracy of elites, wykształciuchów and living room, min. Ziobro urządzał no press conferences, combined with a demonstration of the latest trends in the market for office equipment (recorders, paper shredders,), prosecutor Engelking was irretrievably deprived of the possibility of demonstrating the secrets of the investigation against Krauzemu standard live & living color with the possibility of interactive participation of viewers (and Kaczmarek will turn left, corridor or right? Send SMS to number 7226 and win free tickets for the process) Coalition snap sunk into the ground, even if it pulled and the system has lost interest in tearing down the order, corruption and a lounge.
a word as in the Polish film - boredom, nothing happens.

with a serious problem began to struggle a la TVN 24 TV stations - which emit news 24 hours a day. The new government was neither scary nor funny, at our missions did not want to die, new and old scandals no longer be all przejadły. Desperate attempt to revive the sex scandal and search agents WSI misguided and unfortunate editors faced the prospect of showing nothing, and worse 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Even the news about kilometric did not bring the desired result and the audience decreased. Then suddenly ...
On Wednesday, about 19 of podszczecińskiego sky spierdolił the production of English military aircraft which once again confirms that the Spaniards manage to do something that has hands and feet only, in collaboration with the Germans, both in the form of a Nazi as well as democratic as exemplified is the activity of Condor Legion during the war at home, and some models of Seat. To make matters worse - a sweet irony - the conference was taking "flight safety"
dyżurkach station in uproar. This is NEWS - the real, not chestnut. The red bar at the bottom of the fill is how powerfully relevant terms: slaughter, massacre, tragedy, disaster, hecatomb, gargantuiczny dimension of the body in the trees, images straight from the movie gore. Of course, interspersed by solidarity with the families in number from 7 to 20 because initially no one was able to say how many bodies to submit the will of the pieces found on the plane. From that moment nothing else was right to happen. Stations poodkurzały its military consultants. (My favorite, Major Fisher coherently demonstrates engagingly on my screen, the invasion of Afghanistan in 2001, and the joy of killing Arabs by 500 thousand U.S. dollars worth of Tomahawk missiles art this time shimmered with an expert in aviation and dull spectator explained what the idea of \u200b\u200btransport aircraft), the Sejm wise men from outer space were trying to demonstrate the far-reaching aviation connoisseurship: "Yeah, I was once near the machine, vide saw the photo, made on me a good impression, it's impossible to be broke "But
crashed. Despite a low ceiling of the flight tolerable conditions and a relatively small velocity in the wall of the forest przypierdolenia testimony by firefighters, who also want their 5 minutes and know the proper conduct of an aviation disaster, there was not too much. Unfortunately, not soon watch the pictures from the accident scene, as opposed to Prime Minister Miller's plane crash watch it does not meet the expectation and social recognition. People
nieobdarzonym smooth the aid of imagination came daily fact of its cover featuring a tasteful watercolors depicting according to me, "burning plane smashing white mercenaries in Brazyliskiej jungle" of the staff to open the most recent episode adventure Predator. But I must admit that drawing the flames did big impression on me, buying bread in the morning I stopped at a rack of newspapers for 10 seconds longer than usual, contemplating the gross ignorance of the author's techniques disintegration of the aircraft.
At the crash site immediately went to the prime minister, parliament, president, bishop and all the saints to deliver against the wreck of the word encouragement. Hurry up, at the end of the wreck, and soon would dogasał worse light ... Besides it's no longer would be fully lajf. Journalists
that outlines the events that were clearly miffed that it is not fully lajf because ciężkomyślące clogs conjunction troops blocked the area or perimeter or whatever it is called there, so our ace reportage been denied the opportunity trampling traces, showing remnants of the plane and crew and even though broken trees which significantly impeded the audience to understand the enormity of the disaster. Deign so tired of their image in the background showing the same plane but different in flight, coupled with experts believe that it is virtually impossible so modern that the plane crashed. One even said that the board thinks apparatus for remote control and not let him make a mistake.
Well, you see that the dramatic time thinking about something else.
But all this is not important, more important is something else. Namely, if the president declares national mourning, the only thing that would be able to deaden the pain and allow families to connect to compatriots in the national suffering. After all, nothing is not very moved by the nation as changing radio and TV inexpressibly sad, beautifully assembled gap between the news of a plane flying into the sunset together with glimpses of the lives of our brave countrymen in uniform before they died, with a burning torch Compulsory and sad music in the background. Personally, as background music will be happy usłyszałbym "Addagio for Strings" Samuel Barber. Anyone who has watched a great movie "Platoon" are sure to guess why.
Unfortunately, the decision does not belong to me, but I have no doubt that it will choose something equally dołującego. So
remained to wait for this one decision that will allow one-click web portals pozamieniac colors to black and white, allowing for a few days without worrying what to give to a newspaper page or at the forefront logs. After all, the nation is expecting more news about the drama, error man or machine, cabal who commissioned the SAA aircraft in English felerne bungles Etc., etc. Politicians will shine for his eloquence, the Prime Minister Sypnie cash for families with special fund, must be found and prosecuted. At the end of the nation demands that what ever the occasion of the national tragedy - the bread and circuses. Inhuman owners of coal companies sending miners underground after the death of inexperienced drivers and bus passengers in his grillujący France are finally passe.
can say that the issue of the aircraft fell from heaven to us. A few days will allow us to forget about the strike, doctors, miners, teachers, customs officers, nurses and whoever else is not satisfied and pulls out a paw on the money, about wars that under the auspices of the U.S. dupach wrestle in this world, the missile defense system, the embargo on meat, etc. etc. For a few days utuleni the grief we will again one big joint family, different and not always agreeing but united in the face of so much loss ... and indispensable.
Bla bla bla ....

And pardon after kiego dick? More people are killed on roads during the weekend and no one announces mourning national, hundreds of people dying at one time on the periphery of the world deserves a five-second snippet on the news "in a bloody coup killing 300 people, 200 are injured, and now let's move on to a surprising final divorce Radek and Dody" If it was not a bloody word you'd think that the dead from natural causes. And here you go, the death of 20 people is a great opportunity to further abuse of national mourning. Yes, of course I understand that the fact that governments are still ongoing Brother Little Man with insane look in itself inspire sadness and pessimism, however, does not entitle the convening of mourning national minimum frequency of once a year, but with each passing year, the criterion reduces the number of victims. Just drop a minimum of 5 persons, this vale of pain and suffering, acting jointly and in concert, holding a Polish nationality, and already we leave the flag to half. Transnational sense of sadness and grief forced resolutions of the heads of state, in its duplicity is matched only by the Christmas festivities lasting from 2 November.
course, stopped in the street by a journalist that shakes and yes, we join with families in pain, we think, we note and remember ...
Then we turn around and go to your page to send an SMS with the ending of zadku wit reindeer. We promise we would say out loud that generally beats us and made us more sad fact of translating the final episode of "Prison Break" which we unfortunately falls on the last day of mourning and thus a week later we'll find out whether Majkel and his brother escape from a sadistic guard.
And this is what preoccupied us head and not the fact that somewhere out there, a plane carrying spierdzielił unknown to us ludków. Really, we all have it in the ass, can for a few minutes think about it but then quickly begin to nervously push buttons, pilot looking for a channel free from grief. Unfortunately, we can not say that out loud. It's politically incorrect. Of course, after these three days, suddenly the world once again regain the colors, the TV will once again be funny films, cabaret will be able to laugh at our pilots who will fly up to the door of the barn. But not today, not tomorrow and the day after. It must be different ...
Maybe a columnist for a week or two blows holy indignation that here again we have witnessed .... But it still will not do anything. Time is waiting for us to the next mourning.

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Chief Jack meets internet Jace

first day at work after a long break, characterized by the fact that, overall, we have everything and everyone in the ass, from 9 to 13 think that unnecessarily got up from bed, from 13 to 17 wait until we get back to him. Today was similar, in the office so freely floated tumiwisizmu atmosphere. The only jarring perishable
the idyllic atmosphere was the expectation of the inevitable, that our lordship enlightened master, certainly martyred three days staying with her family. Inevitable came around 12 casual throwing good day for what our response was perfunctory good day. Neither party has endeavored to pretend interest in "how was your new year" which allowed me to return to the contemplation of rivets in the ceiling as soon as I heard the door slam in the office of the President of the occasional acting role in peace confidences.
opportunity to confessions came about an hour 13th I was already after 2 coffee and croissant so I sat where lny mood and was ready to deal with more trivial problems, which in the mind of my head appeared to as an insurmountable obstacle. What's funny in the case of real problems to react exactly the opposite. So when I heard "Mr. Jack, please write to me at the moment," smiled under his nose (after 4 days have passed without a quarrel, and clearly I missed something) I closed the browser open to allegro.pl Hand blenders department of starters and I went in the direction of Brown doors made of plywood.

- you close the door and sit down ... Oh, that would be a serious conversation, making scandals in private does not belong to the standards adopted by the President.

close the door but do not sit, stand highlighting its subservient role. The President is doing a theatrical pause, makes a face, "I'm the biggest gangstafaka around" and asks the question:

Jack Lord, if you write something on the forum?
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..
Can I write something on the forum? Kuuurwa, writing on this forum is my daily bread, if not for forums, from ONET ending on social networking sites, would die of boredom at the office where the fucking boring under your enlightened leadership is not fucking happening
nothing ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

But where Mr. President - I blurted out without batting an eye at the same time the ball bouncing off the question, "but about what forum you mean?"
About Developers.
No, it does not happen to me (it happens to be true, is a developer forum like a bunch of boring)
Because that's where we write about. It's definitely not you?
Neither I nor anyone from the office (we follow the principle of not writing off the forum for any posts on the investment because it makes no sense and could have the opposite effect from the assumed)
Well, but how they write? Good, bad, nohow, offensive, funny? Do tell.
But I do not know where to write.
So how do you know that they write (hiding an all-encompassing "yyyyy?" I'm doing worse and worse)
matter, but they know that someone from our office. Someone important to me called and said ... (Iksfajlowe climates are becoming more discernible, in the end we have up to 5 employees and could do it EVERYONE! In the background facing hostile forces developers, Gray aliens, and cigarette smoking man)
At this point, the head makes a face " Now I really am the biggest gangstamadafaka in the area, and you'll whine for a moment at my feet like a stray biczez false) and says, "I do, and so I know everything ... ... (theatrical pause)
What? - Despite strenuous attempts to more than fucking do not understand what is going on this man but since the last half-hour lecture on that my gray striped shirt betrays unprofessional approach to the customer does not seek in the statements of this man of more depth. This

who writes and why.

Dick - still do not know what and why, but suddenly the Almighty opromienił me with his brilliance and inner voice, I appointed a mission to accomplish ...


explain his chlebodawcy your supervisor what is an online forum and what rights are governed by it ....


Hmmmm, not better that there was peace in the world or something something?

explain ... ... ... ....

fucking.

I took a deep breath and began to explain the unfathomable secrets da boss Internet Whom is one of the links forum. This mysterious and does not govern in any divine and human laws of the place where all kinds of degenerates, teases and other elements of the reactionary speaks on various topics giving a flattering or unflattering feedback, commenting on the taunting, mocking .... The fight against this phenomenon does not make sense because we (I was doing a proud face) do not take part in it. In addition to the posts written by the staff of distinguished SIDE (who in their right mind uses the phrases "unique", "Timeless," "perennial" zerżniętych alive with pamphlets advertising?) Yes, yes, we read to know what are the reactions of customers and people to us, but NOTHING WRITING

head face expressed extreme misunderstanding of the idea of \u200b\u200bthe forum, it was clear that desperately tries to catch some words that will allow him to turn in my speech and pretend that he knows what's going on. I used the word of me and my doom was one, a tiny and innocent wyrazik ... ...

Anonymously.

are not anonymous - thundered the master pleased - as I find out who (in default of you wrote it) to sue him in court.

Zonk ... ..

And for what?

for spoiling the good name of the company! - Thundered a more self-perpetuating. They do not go unpunished!

Well, but what I write that? Right or wrong? No matter how

, both good and bad entries harm company image! Do not write anything!

Uh-huh.

I know and do not write for the boss man.

At this point, he smiled slyly and decided to take the initiative to surprise me with their knowledge of IT.

Mr. Jack, do you know that after the address ajpi you can find out which computer sent the message? And this number can be easily fixed?

.... He made a face that Napoleon certainly did look like those of his battle brings death and devastation in the ranks of the enemy ....

Unfortunately this time was to Waterloo ... J

course I know Mr. President, the IP number is displayed next to the writer's post.

lost self-assurance, but only for a moment.

And I've been in touch with the portal and they said that as they will write a formal letter that they make available to us who, when where, how, who and where ....

Mhm - a man who uses a browser to handle the four words: "Mr. Jack, please find ... .." trying to tell me that he went to the site found the number and phoned gazeta.pl Portal Administrator, explained them this weighty issue and received written assurance that it received confirmation of the office where the conspiracy to murder JFK, landing in Rosvell and groups holding power.

It will be easy in an office at the end we only have 6 computers - noticed consciously.

from which 2 of the Lord - I decided to tell a joke ....

uszczypliwej not heard comments and further traced to the voice of the conspirators: and follow up with XXX, which is our adesy ajpi ....

XXX is an advertising company which carries on our website and occasionally doing our ads, I do not know where it came to him to the head. If someone were to have our numeryIP the ISP. And given that we have a radio link, so we have an ip that proudly identifies himself not as a string of digits but as crowley.pl ....

should allow him to compromise on and die in ignorance, but I'm a good kid but a fool I decided to help.

soldiers, in short words, he outlined the relationship between the number p, an advertising agency and us.

was not fully convinced about the rightness of my crazy theory that the spec from advertising had no knowledge of our network so I approached the desk, touched finger to 17 inch LCD Monitor and Samsung said.

O, EVEN HERE IT IS ... ..

Can I still help with something boss man?

No, that's all Mr. Jack.

In my absence rivets in the ceiling has not changed his position but I just had to begin to contemplate it anew.

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meets the labor market.

Jacek meets the labor market.

begin conclusion - the search for your dream job is like the women of my life: do not like this that appeal to me, and vice versa.
Thus, in the second week of cautious sending cefałek was invited to two interviews: the company's Home Broker dealing with what I deal with now and for the unknown to me closer, but located 7 km from the place of residence and offering me a deal of interest from poverty ( marketing and customer service) from the ATM. The interviews I have always entertained, and were an inexhaustible source of anecdotes, I thought that this time will be the same.
Unfortunately, nothing in my life I do not normally do so, and this time could not be otherwise. In addition, I'm old and more fun to find me find a job than her look - so I decided to take the matter more seriously than usual.
After many vicissitudes came to call, the number one place to the seat that is associated with the Open Finance Broukerem Holm. Directions, finding an office building and parking space is a material for a separate story.
Without regret I stopped sitting on the reception of the minor bźdżiongwie contemplating tips. Once I was able to gain her full attention almost informed her who has the pleasure and what is the purpose of my visit to this beautiful day in this badly located office.
Well, yes, but it's not here, only 18 Wołoskiej nieznikającym recited the official smile from her face No. 8-speaking "elk trip, it's not here"
It was here - I replied. Encouraged by my confidence in the recorded conversation recorder phone led her to the other bździągwy zawezwania less blank facial expression. Having thus decided to perform a half of the brain the phone in order to clarify the situation. At that time I lost myself in reading the promotional materials Ołpen Fajnans decorated in the style of "we're cool, you're cool and nice nice together .... and no good "
And yes - you had the right, but with us. Obviously
whore mother that I was right. I had it from the point where I woke up this morning and drank coffee.
recruiting deal with us Ms. Costa and Ms. Agnes Helen K. With whom were you appointed?
Baby, horny.
could not remember who you talked to arranging a meeting but remember one thing. About six months ago in a long and juicy mail That up Helen M informed the board of the company I represent sees no possibility of cooperation between our companies and I must regretfully decline at the same time wishing you every success in the way of life.
Of course, Mrs. Agnes - I blurted without hesitation.
After several minutes, Mrs. Agnes appeared.
Hi, my name is Agnes ...
Cold bitch - I thought with a smile and welcome return for male chauvinist pig
with a cynical smile - provides a thought.

And so dear reader, did not I bestow special esteem "of women in positions." Actually I am a patchwork of all phobias, stereotypes and prejudices associated with this issue. I do not deny them the right to work, no. Just I'm not going to work in a place where the atmosphere is dependent on the frequency of "those days" Moreover, this their sensitivity, caring instincts and sense of aesthetic is tempered by the brutality of the business world. Whenever słychałem ochrzanu from a woman - the matron (the guy hates it easier) is before the eyes became animated me of a joke: on the wall hangs a glass cabinet with a baseball bat. The inscription on the display case reads: "when the woman pyskuje, Break a glass window" Moreover, as he would say one of the heroes of South Park - do not trust anything that bleeds week and not dying. Besides, what is it? Ceased to meet in the kitchen and with raising children or what?
In any event, it did not look good. Accustomed to any kind of collusion debili with whom I have met on previous discussions (Mr Jack, what an unusual surprise us today, do you? Jump on the table and dance ... Really? No.), this time I had to deal with logic playing games. Mr Jack
you have one million gold in what you invest it?
Champagne, hoes and Subaru Legacy station wagon full grazing - The answer seemed obvious ...
Of course in real estate - I replied. I applied for a job in real estate, so probably expecting such a response. Wykwitający smile on his face wytapetowanej confirmed the validity of my theory.
But what, you may have bought an apartment in an attractive? She tried to me some idea. In short sentences soldier described an imaginary flat overlooking the park. Why
the park? She asked.
For both native and Warszawiak Lublin combines an extraneous element - the desire to commune with fucking countryside and this gives us the guarantee of an artificial creature commonly known as the park ....
answered evasively but probably because I went right to question No. 3 I tried to stop the yawn reflex, cynical smile on his face and tumiwisiszmowe look. For the effectiveness of the above treatments do not vouch, though the yawning I was doing quite well. You have

advise a client whose company has sent to the Polish for 3-year contract that is flat in a loan to buy or rent.
Poor sucker, probably pissed off somebody at headquarters, but he was incompetent or authorized pukną boss's daughter. They can not throw it So send down it on the ass of a united Europe - I thought with a smile.
Rental.
But Mr Jack, why? After the loan installment is the same as a rental fee. Credit may the Lord give the customer the company open finance, advise in the selection and subsequent resale of the company holm broker, and can insure a company ... .. blah blah blah
In principle - although Harry selling macaroons but nothing prevents you offered pot to produced by cooking pasta Józka uncle, and crystal clear water, cook pasta to that derived from the well in the yard Honorata grandmother. Briefly explained Ms.
the essence of the 3-year contact, who usually pays the rent (usually business) and I recalled that after three years of such Ludek pack up and fly to the next post and will probably not want to play with the early repayment of the loan and the formalities involved, transfer of ownership, establishment of land registers, visiting the offices of repairs, furnishing, look for a new buyer, etc. Etc. Etc.. Mrs. Agnes
face expressed extreme lack of understanding of my reasoning. It's like this? He will have their own pot, and water and will need only our makaroników and is not forever?
Exactly.

Wrong answer.
Mr Jack, are you sure that you will not change your mind? Mrs. Agnes tried to guide the right path for me ... ...
But of course, do not exclude this possibility, in the end are the most important customer - the formula kretyńską recited memorized from training.

Oh-Mrs Agnes was radiant. The object was indeed stupid, but reformed.

get back to you within a week and if we are interested This cooperation will invite you to the next meeting. And working with us you will receive an official laptop and phone and camera, and .... Electronic gadgets
certainly gave the impression of frajerstwie province - only I were associated with a source of problems. It's like a hammer that you wear a heavy suitcase all day and take home but we can not weld a piece of him privately in the bathroom wall.

Really? This is very useful - I went interest.

second and last part of that is Jack and the ATM company.

So I'm standing in front of a dingy building organized crime in the capital. I curse the moment when tempted by the promise of interesting work and high wages clicked on the option "send" ...
most sense would be back in the car, go home, turn off the phone and hide under the table hoping not be interested in the cause of my absence at the meeting. "Office" environment and its people once there go around recall before my eyes the image of bodies ERA GSM dealers found in shallow graves in a nearby forest.
But I will come, poudaję interest and will inform the next few days them that, unfortunately, but I accepted another job offer. Thanks I'll have a clean conscience and nieprzestrzelone knee.
office was decorated according to the rule: we bought a desk, a laptop and a flower, we have set this room painted white, and somehow it will. Undaunted, I sat on the couch skajowej yellow noisily humming under his breath popular in the 1990 hit Electric Guitars "what am I doing here"
Mr Jack - welcome to the office of the stairs here.
narrow staircase with steep winding concrete staircase illuminated by hanging sadly in the holder 25 watt bulb giving an imitation of light brought about under the last image seen by the Polish officers were led to their death to Enkawudowskich prisons.
luckily, stairs lead up, not down. In addition, there could be up to my body this way unnoticed. And the narrow walls that made up I could go in there blindfolded.

Blindfolded it back - rang in my head I laugh Ola Żwirskiego from the movie "Dogs"
guy sitting behind a desk in a claustrophobic little room was not the type of the charismatic leaders for whom I work. In my thoughts I refused one of our Catholic prayers (and yes, we have a variety for all occasions), slapped on his knees to say goodbye, and sat down.
Mr Jack, well then we are a new trading company .... Somehow silenced the
· in the notice.

engaged in the sale of services ....
· What am I doing whore?
Various services, both financial, insurance and access to the Internet ... So
· soap jam and pickled mushrooms. I love that company have such a wide range of services but do not necessarily want to be associated with them professionally. Direct Sales


· ... ... .. J whore, are you sure that you read advertisements?

And for you ... I see 3 possibilities.
first Customer adviser in the office ...
· ass, I'm quite communing with mongrels
second Independent advisers mobile ...
· So the merchant that is riding on people and pushing them to suck, that ass
third And the head of an independent institution of our Company ...
· About, I admit that at this moment piqued my interest.
facility providing our services in Zyrardow, Skierniewice, or Monterey, ... ..
· I know this city and I know that I would not want there to provide anything.

Mr Jack, are you available tomorrow from 10 to 18 hours?
· course that I am, I am free until the end of the week so boldly replied:
Unfortunately, tomorrow ends my holiday.
Oh, because I wanted you to come to us to see how we work ....
• Before your eyes again I saw the body taken from the forest Dealers pits ...
Pojeździłby you with one of our consultants on the field ....
· corpses in my imagination opened his eyes and mrugnęły to me, saying "until tomorrow fatso"
... ... ... ....
You know, I'll call the end of the week and will determine a date. Shitty response rate but it was my life .... Well
. You yourself will go to the exit? When finished
say it with trembling hands I've been fired Opel standing two streets away. Along the way, I probably heard some remarks about fat guys running around in a cloak of madness in his eyes.

further talks on Monday

J